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seated for (in 3 dimensions)

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

tiny t2: ew me: what’s up buddy? tiny t2: Cybertruck going to Arby’s

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

the funniest thing about Cena recreating the “pipe bomb” is that over the last 14 years Phil has completely diminished the importance of the original it’s all self parody at this point and very funny

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

yeah, it’s hot, but it’s like a hot heat

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

TIL there is a gift for the wedding shower AND a gift for the wedding I’m learning and growing as a person

submitted 10 hours ago • 4 comments

yeah idk maybe you should probably stop consuming that fascist swill? sounds like you already get the “why” of it all

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

genuinely unhinged shit

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

it is already a swamp in my pants, we need to go to the pool

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

we are apparently either having a “cold and rainy” or “86 degrees by 9 am” type of summer here

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

going to see Elio tonight with tiny t2 because I love to cry at the movies in front of my child 🤙

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

counterpoint: no you won’t

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

still awake, gonna do a dab about it

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

explain your @ a friend once wrote my name / initials out phonetically and I thought it looked neat

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

I have worked in development for 20 years and one of my closest friends is now sending me “code” he “wrote” using AI and asking me how to turn it into an app and jesus fucking christ kill me now

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Mother 3 may well have a great story and all but it has some really frustrating mechanics and I think I’m just gonna be done with it, really not enjoying it

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

this is like Christmas for me

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

presumably when he sings happy birthday to ICE next year at Paul’s request 🤙

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment