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“consistently sweating, bottom heavy, trans atlantic whore” Toni Storm is the best at this

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this sort of feckless, hedging bullshit is why nothing will ever change here

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

functionally, America is not even a representative republic any longer

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

taps skeet 👇👇

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I say this without hyperbole: this is my favorite Pixar movie ok, bye, I love you

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

seated for (in 3 dimensions)

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

tiny t2: ew me: what’s up buddy? tiny t2: Cybertruck going to Arby’s

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

the funniest thing about Cena recreating the “pipe bomb” is that over the last 14 years Phil has completely diminished the importance of the original it’s all self parody at this point and very funny

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

yeah, it’s hot, but it’s like a hot heat

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

TIL there is a gift for the wedding shower AND a gift for the wedding I’m learning and growing as a person

submitted 18 hours ago • 4 comments

yeah idk maybe you should probably stop consuming that fascist swill? sounds like you already get the “why” of it all

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

genuinely unhinged shit

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

it is already a swamp in my pants, we need to go to the pool

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

we are apparently either having a “cold and rainy” or “86 degrees by 9 am” type of summer here

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

going to see Elio tonight with tiny t2 because I love to cry at the movies in front of my child 🤙

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

counterpoint: no you won’t

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

still awake, gonna do a dab about it

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

explain your @ a friend once wrote my name / initials out phonetically and I thought it looked neat

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment