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I am the most deplorable among your founding fathers, and yet even I deem you all to be utter fools. Political Sarcasm.
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Pray pardon, noble Philadelphia Phillies! Is Master Zack Wheeler in good health? For he doth appear somewhat jaundiced—a shade more yellow than becometh a man of his station. @phillies.com

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It doth seem the Republican Party is resolute in its course to wreck the economy, perchance plunging the nation into another great depression—all to vindicate their scheme for America in the 1930s, as though it were not as harebrained as history hath proven it to be.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Can any soul enlighten me as to why, in this year of our Lord 2025, all social media doth bear the likeness of 4Chan?

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I have come to instruct the electorate in the art of discerning a traitor, for I once was such a one myself.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

One ne’er fully grasps the unsettling nature of Elon Musk until one doth behold him in certain portraits.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Why doth Elon Musk bear the whiskers of a stripling lad?

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

This two-party system resembles naught but two sheep bleating at one another, with the louder being crowned a lion. Yet, it remains a lion only among sheep.

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments