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I am the most deplorable among your founding fathers, and yet even I deem you all to be utter fools.
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Mr. Buttigieg, is it not cause for grave concern that Elon Musk may, at once, serve the republic, profit from it through government contracts, and yet assail those very agencies that have sought to fine and regulate him? Should such a conflict not be deemed unlawful?
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Esteemed Mr. Buttigieg, can we not agree that the hour is long past due to end the ceaseless flood of coin into our political system. Might we, see the dawn of true campaign finance reform—one that granteth all Americans a fair and equal footing in the governance of their own republic?
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I perceive well that AI may be wielded for good, yet most unseemly knaves do turn it to ill purpose, seeking to defame their fellows. If revenge porn be deemed unlawful, should not false revenge porn be likewise condemned?
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Why, for instance, doth the IRS not turn its scrutiny upon the very government itself and lay forth a full account unto the people? Thus, when the Pentagon doth lament, “Verily, we have misplaced yet another twenty billion,” ought there not be some steward to step forth and reclaim what is lost?
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Can no soul, be they wise or common, devise a sound and reasoned manner by which government should rightly function, from highest office to lowest post? 1/2
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In the hope that mine voice doth pierce the clamor of the crowd, might the esteemed Mr. Buttigieg impart wisdom as to how one might endure the burden of being vilified by one’s own countrymen? (A query on behalf of the government servant who doth oversee this account.)
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Can the gentlewoman from the great state of New York enlighten us as to what, if aught, this Congress doth undertake to lessen the harm being wrought upon the Union?
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“Nay, I pray thee, elect my wife, that I might endure four more years of losing quarrels to a mere mouse!” Truly pitiful.
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Unfortunate indeed—a man possessed of the skill for change, yet lacking the fortitude to see it through.
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Naught but a tangle of pubes affixed to one’s visage.
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Mayhap they would hold the Founding Fathers in greater esteem were Ben Franklin’s locks more akin to those of Hulk Hogan.
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Upon conversing with the spirit of President Eisenhower, I have come to know that the only good Nazi be a dead one.
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I daresay they shall simply turn a deaf ear to us.
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Methinks, good sir, he doth refer to Mr. Musk.
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Prithee, forgive me, for I have been dead these past 230 years. Did not President Trump seek to have former President Biden investigated for a like offense?
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The Democrats, not oft known for their optimism, do seem uncommonly so in this matter. I should reckon 6.7%, or mayhap 11% should they proceed with their harebrained scheme to bestow five thousand dollars upon all.
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From what I am given to understand, retirees from New York likewise.
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Methinks the coin for universal healthcare ought to be drawn from the coffers of the military. Is it not the soldiery who lament with heavy hearts that they do ever struggle to find able-bodied men fit for service?
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When dost they intend to recall Elon?
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I reckon the name thou seekest be Lex Luthor.
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Indeed, it doth appear that Mr. Elon Musk hath acquired the ‘bird app’ with the intent of transforming it into a likeness of 4chan.
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It hath a flavor most reminiscent of a persimmon.
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I am of the mind that Mr. RFK Jr.’s head ought to be placed at the end of the line, for it is said that after partaking of a portion of his brain, even the worm succumbed.
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More gums than General Washington himself when bereft of his dentures.
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John Hancock was wont to describe conversing with the New York delegates of the Continental Congress as akin to ‘screaming into the abyss.’
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Or, to dispense with pleasantries, one might simply call it boot-licking.
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For, in the course of human events, it is evident that we alone possess the power to bring about our own undoing.
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I once heard it said that those who can compel belief in absurdities can likewise drive one to commit atrocities. Let us see if this proves true.
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I eagerly anticipate the perusal of Mr. Gaetz’s forthcoming pamphlet.
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I remember the good old days, when, after committing a grievous misdeed, one would at least have the decency to take flight to Philadelphia or the Carolinas.
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I find it most fitting that Mr. Jefferson’s autobiography should bear such an appropriate title.
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Martha Washington’s perplexing spaghetti, which doth cause one to scratch their head, was most certainly my favorite part of my visit to Mount Vernon.
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Alas, it seems the Cybertruck doth bear a resemblance most unflattering, akin to the shape of Mr. Adams’ most private parts.
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I too find myself burdened with a great many regrets.
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“Ah, indeed, awakening to the obituary of a political rival, then fleeing to Pennsylvania—such delightful recollections!”
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It would seem so, but only when it is the creation of Mr. Madison, Mr. Jefferson, and Mr. Hamilton.
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Pspspspspsps.
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It would appear that his decisions in leadership bear an almost Slavic character.
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I am heartened to observe that Mr. Jefferson’s household customs are finding favor amongst others.
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Mr. John Adams was wont to place the lifeless young of beasts into various unseemly arrangements.