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[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys] 🎵Wouldn't it be nice 🎵To eat a Minion 🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god 🎵And wouldn't it be nice 🎵Though quite forbidden 🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob

submitted 198 days ago • 109 comments

Lasagna fuck yeah

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hey I made the launch trailer for FBC Firebreak! www.youtube.com/watch?v=osrJ...

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

P4 is gonna come out in like 2027 that sit ain't done yet out it back in the oven

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OK attempt number 2 at figuring out wtf this final fantasy shit is all about

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#BLEACH

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It's that time of the week again (Sochie Saturday)

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

thats all ive ever wanted actually

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

This is actually from 2022 and way funnier if you look at the reply

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

that bitch ass had the audacity to name drop titanfall gtfo

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If I was a dev and I had spent years working on a game and my boss went on stage and looked like this much of a jackass I'd be so pissed

submitted 2 days ago • 149 comments

they do day of the devs right after SGF to make me remember that i dont hate video games

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"Resident Evil thing coming soon" (trailer finishes rendering 10 minutes later) "okay resident evil thing now"

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just realized its been an actual full fucking decade since i started playing magic fucking kill me im ancient

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This has significant implications for Mario lore

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

whipping him at you from 50 paces like a wiffle ball

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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 3 days ago • 242 comments

Elon, did you ever hear the tragedy of R Budd Dwyer

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

okay shut it down we found the best and hottest take.

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Hits your new gods with the Yurification Beam #hazoret #sabsunan #mtg #mtgdft #fnmships #ayseneinart

submitted 177 days ago • 5 comments

watching the state of play thing and wtf is a digimon like actually what is happening here

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

>Boot up Street Fighter 6 >Get mad that my inputs keep getting eaten >Get mad at ninjas and annoying spinning guys zoning me out >Half of the characters I'm fighting were in the previous game >They brought back the first villain for no reason >Quit Mega Man 3 and start playing Street Fighter

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

Ultraman fought this guy I think

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I was so fucking Deltarune-pilled today I forgot the switch came out. What I miss

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Mobile Suit Gundam (1979) Episode 39 - The Newtype Challia Bull 11:52.710

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is bluesky ready for my vision (Judau/Iino yuri)

submitted 4 days ago • 24 comments

So about them video games eh

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And they were roommates 🦎💕🦡 #mtg #hugs #gev #ayseneinart

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"Human's don't know the meaning of 'glory', Kakarot. I've seen what is to be found in those so-called holes and it is nothing of the sort!"

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Emet Selch

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Pride #mlp #mlpfim #art

submitted 4 days ago • 29 comments

[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys] 🎵Wouldn't it be nice 🎵To eat a Minion 🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god 🎵And wouldn't it be nice 🎵Though quite forbidden 🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob

Lasagna fuck yeah

hey I made the launch trailer for FBC Firebreak! www.youtube.com/watch?v=osrJ...

P4 is gonna come out in like 2027 that sit ain't done yet out it back in the oven

OK attempt number 2 at figuring out wtf this final fantasy shit is all about

#BLEACH

It's that time of the week again (Sochie Saturday)

thats all ive ever wanted actually

This is actually from 2022 and way funnier if you look at the reply

that bitch ass had the audacity to name drop titanfall gtfo

If I was a dev and I had spent years working on a game and my boss went on stage and looked like this much of a jackass I'd be so pissed

they do day of the devs right after SGF to make me remember that i dont hate video games

"Resident Evil thing coming soon" (trailer finishes rendering 10 minutes later) "okay resident evil thing now"

just realized its been an actual full fucking decade since i started playing magic fucking kill me im ancient

This has significant implications for Mario lore

whipping him at you from 50 paces like a wiffle ball

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

Elon, did you ever hear the tragedy of R Budd Dwyer

okay shut it down we found the best and hottest take.

Hits your new gods with the Yurification Beam #hazoret #sabsunan #mtg #mtgdft #fnmships #ayseneinart

watching the state of play thing and wtf is a digimon like actually what is happening here

>Boot up Street Fighter 6 >Get mad that my inputs keep getting eaten >Get mad at ninjas and annoying spinning guys zoning me out >Half of the characters I'm fighting were in the previous game >They brought back the first villain for no reason >Quit Mega Man 3 and start playing Street Fighter

Ultraman fought this guy I think

I was so fucking Deltarune-pilled today I forgot the switch came out. What I miss

Mobile Suit Gundam (1979) Episode 39 - The Newtype Challia Bull 11:52.710

is bluesky ready for my vision (Judau/Iino yuri)

So about them video games eh

And they were roommates 🦎💕🦡 #mtg #hugs #gev #ayseneinart

"Human's don't know the meaning of 'glory', Kakarot. I've seen what is to be found in those so-called holes and it is nothing of the sort!"

Emet Selch

Pride #mlp #mlpfim #art

I can’t believe the French just named a sandwich “Mr. Crunch” and then said “you know what, Mr. Crunch has a wife sandwich too”

nevermind i've come around on this game being an absolutely incredible bit

picking the otter card for this is really fucking funny