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The beatings will continue until morale improves

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

So someone asked me to check and from what I can tell, Recluse's chest is seemingly not really any bigger than the Elden Ring player model's. It's all presentation, she just leans back and has a bit of lift in her bustline. We can easily see this by loading the other model on top of her.

zeon to their soldiers before they put them in the newly developped MAN-69 Brojob to get killed by amuro in the very same episode theyre introduced in

"One of the most expensive popcorn buckets ever" is a sentence that makes me need to sit down and stare into the middle distance

saw sciel x lune art on twitter god i need you fucks to play expedition 33 so i can yell about my french yuri headcanons

Donald Trump has sent soldiers to California without proper housing or food. That maniac! If there’s one thing Gavin Newsom loves doing it’s killing unsheltered people.

Aaron Sorkin needs to be tried in The Hague for his crimes and I’m 100% serious. No, protesters should not give soldiers sent to oppress them the resources they require to oppress them.

OG Xenoblade Chronicles is 15 years old today. Hit that yoinky sploinky to celebrate! 🎉🎉🎉

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

Happy to announce I've begun working with nebula. I will spend the next three million years accumulating hydrogen until it collapses on itself, sparking continual nuclear fusion and shining light through the interstellar gas and dust.

every time the cops have started rioting in the past decade stories quickly come out that in addition to attacking peaceful protestors and journalists, they seek out gay bars to brutalize the patrons. they make a bee-line to bash queers every time the leash comes off.

[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys] 🎵Wouldn't it be nice 🎵To eat a Minion 🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god 🎵And wouldn't it be nice 🎵Though quite forbidden 🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob

Lasagna fuck yeah

hey I made the launch trailer for FBC Firebreak! www.youtube.com/watch?v=osrJ...

P4 is gonna come out in like 2027 that sit ain't done yet out it back in the oven

OK attempt number 2 at figuring out wtf this final fantasy shit is all about

#BLEACH

thats all ive ever wanted actually

This is actually from 2022 and way funnier if you look at the reply

that bitch ass had the audacity to name drop titanfall gtfo

If I was a dev and I had spent years working on a game and my boss went on stage and looked like this much of a jackass I'd be so pissed

they do day of the devs right after SGF to make me remember that i dont hate video games

"Resident Evil thing coming soon" (trailer finishes rendering 10 minutes later) "okay resident evil thing now"

just realized its been an actual full fucking decade since i started playing magic fucking kill me im ancient

This has significant implications for Mario lore

whipping him at you from 50 paces like a wiffle ball

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

Elon, did you ever hear the tragedy of R Budd Dwyer

okay shut it down we found the best and hottest take.

*Hits your new gods with the Yurification Beam* #hazoret #sabsunan #mtg #mtgdft #fnmships #ayseneinart

watching the state of play thing and wtf is a digimon like actually what is happening here

>Boot up Street Fighter 6 >Get mad that my inputs keep getting eaten >Get mad at ninjas and annoying spinning guys zoning me out >Half of the characters I'm fighting were in the previous game >They brought back the first villain for no reason >Quit Mega Man 3 and start playing Street Fighter