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The beatings will continue until morale improves

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

submitted 1 day ago • 111 comments

So someone asked me to check and from what I can tell, Recluse's chest is seemingly not really any bigger than the Elden Ring player model's. It's all presentation, she just leans back and has a bit of lift in her bustline. We can easily see this by loading the other model on top of her.

submitted 23 hours ago • 23 comments

zeon to their soldiers before they put them in the newly developped MAN-69 Brojob to get killed by amuro in the very same episode theyre introduced in

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

"One of the most expensive popcorn buckets ever" is a sentence that makes me need to sit down and stare into the middle distance

submitted 22 hours ago • 11 comments

saw sciel x lune art on twitter god i need you fucks to play expedition 33 so i can yell about my french yuri headcanons

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Donald Trump has sent soldiers to California without proper housing or food. That maniac! If there’s one thing Gavin Newsom loves doing it’s killing unsheltered people.

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Aaron Sorkin needs to be tried in The Hague for his crimes and I’m 100% serious. No, protesters should not give soldiers sent to oppress them the resources they require to oppress them.

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

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OG Xenoblade Chronicles is 15 years old today. Hit that yoinky sploinky to celebrate! 🎉🎉🎉

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine

submitted 1 day ago • 52 comments

Happy to announce I've begun working with nebula. I will spend the next three million years accumulating hydrogen until it collapses on itself, sparking continual nuclear fusion and shining light through the interstellar gas and dust.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

every time the cops have started rioting in the past decade stories quickly come out that in addition to attacking peaceful protestors and journalists, they seek out gay bars to brutalize the patrons. they make a bee-line to bash queers every time the leash comes off.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys] 🎵Wouldn't it be nice 🎵To eat a Minion 🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god 🎵And wouldn't it be nice 🎵Though quite forbidden 🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob

submitted 201 days ago • 109 comments

Lasagna fuck yeah

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

hey I made the launch trailer for FBC Firebreak! www.youtube.com/watch?v=osrJ...

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

P4 is gonna come out in like 2027 that sit ain't done yet out it back in the oven

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

OK attempt number 2 at figuring out wtf this final fantasy shit is all about

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

#BLEACH

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

thats all ive ever wanted actually

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

This is actually from 2022 and way funnier if you look at the reply

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

that bitch ass had the audacity to name drop titanfall gtfo

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If I was a dev and I had spent years working on a game and my boss went on stage and looked like this much of a jackass I'd be so pissed

submitted 4 days ago • 149 comments

they do day of the devs right after SGF to make me remember that i dont hate video games

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

"Resident Evil thing coming soon" (trailer finishes rendering 10 minutes later) "okay resident evil thing now"

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

just realized its been an actual full fucking decade since i started playing magic fucking kill me im ancient

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

This has significant implications for Mario lore

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

whipping him at you from 50 paces like a wiffle ball

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 5 days ago • 242 comments

Elon, did you ever hear the tragedy of R Budd Dwyer

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

okay shut it down we found the best and hottest take.

submitted 5 days ago • 32 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

Hits your new gods with the Yurification Beam #hazoret #sabsunan #mtg #mtgdft #fnmships #ayseneinart

submitted 179 days ago • 5 comments

watching the state of play thing and wtf is a digimon like actually what is happening here

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

>Boot up Street Fighter 6 >Get mad that my inputs keep getting eaten >Get mad at ninjas and annoying spinning guys zoning me out >Half of the characters I'm fighting were in the previous game >They brought back the first villain for no reason >Quit Mega Man 3 and start playing Street Fighter

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments