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“From the ground, we stand; From our ships, we live; By the stars, we hope."
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I have tried to use dating apps because I thought normal people use dating apps and a very nice lady said "your scowl scares me and make me wet" and... look I've been told smiling is bad okay? For like... 30 years. So I guess I'm good at it?

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

I promise to be a good ally and pursue operations to undermine oppressors but some of y'all are just MEAN as shit to literally everyone for no reason and I can't coordinate with y'all when you're acting like that.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

A very nice lady was in a little trouble last night so I let her sleep on my couch and now she wants me to go to her church and… Ma’am? Did I NOT ALREADY ACT ON THE SIDE OF ANGELS?!

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

The 90's were actually low key, very horny, youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls?...

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

OLD GUY: the weather is sunny like a dirty little slut ME: Beg your pardon? OLD GUY: you know like… whores are… ME: Please don’t explain it

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VETERAN: “This is why they can’t wear masks. Because people like this exist… if you want to snatch people off the streets, do it in uniform, and show your damn face.” (@MarshaBlackburn’s Secret Police bill criminalizes transparency and threatens 5 years for naming an ICE agent)

submitted 1 day ago • 382 comments

there are two types of people who worked for DOGE: malicious wreckers who wanted to destroy government, and credulous dipshits who understand nothing about government. both of them should be ruthlessly mocked and permanently shunned.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Who in the FUCK pays for sex with gift cards?!

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Strange Darling is well done but it's a A LOT.

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I still think it's weird we measure rain in inches and not... something else.

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I would be remiss if I didn't mention "The Big Sleep" (1946). It features one of the sexiest scenes in any movie. Dorothy Malone's only scene in the film, and she absolutely steals it.

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United Church of Christ is helping congregations build banned book libraries. “We care about telling the truth here, and books allow us to have conversations across divides and differences in ways that are not violent. We can be the library for telling the truth.” www.ucc.org/service-proj...

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

15yo wanted to watch Xavier Gens' FRONTIER(S) and so we did. First time for both of us. It's definitely a lot, but it's truly a delight to see a Muslim woman killing literal Nazis, so it turned out to be a great choice to watch on Eid al-Adha.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Folks, DO NOT post uncoded, detailed chronicles of your resistance activities ANYWHERE on ANY Social media platform.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

There's someone in the backup chorus that is just WAY over qualified and a soprano and it will always be funny.

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I'm never getting used to the "Free AR-15" billboards...

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I realized why chronic pain sucks so bad: ordinarily, pain is warning of potential death. Chronic pain will NEVER kill you, it just hangs around being annoying like a guy that thinks Joe Rogan is smart and won’t fucking stop quoting him.

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Sincerely considering the ER right now.

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That one scene in Blade 2 in a way over the top vampire club where dude is getting his whole spine replaced? Extremely jealous of that dude today.

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Folks, not understanding something doesn't instantly make it racist, and saying something "sounds racist" doesn't automatically make it racist. And someone said this in response to the term "r-selected," like c'mon now.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Seriously, half of this administration will just plead "mind-blowingly stupid" in court and worse? They'll probably get away with it.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It's. So. Fucking. Stupid. Like fucking weaponized Pigeon Chess Levels of Stupid.

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Local VSO gave me the really nice toilet paper and I feel rather guilty about it.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Coming on day three of chronic pain in about 45% of my body. But I did Hot Yoga this morning and that felt quite nice.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

there was only ever one person i had in mind to deliver such a heartfelt speech for this scene.. so happy the cutest wrestler in the world Maki Itoh was down to do it!

submitted 2 days ago • 47 comments

Talk about knowing your fuckimg audience…

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"And this version of Vader? He is a monster. He is a story told to children to make sure they obey the Empire."

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The worst gay break up since Xavier and Magneto and y'all saying "the girls are fighting," like... c'mon now.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Diana is the victim of a hate crime and needs our support. A group of youths threw acid on her at a train station in South Philly. Let's make sure she has everything she needs.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

So apparently the Other Site is now blaming Blue Sky for coming up with "The Girls Are Fighting" for DJT and Musk's tantrums against each other and... what?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

BTW FUCK Dark Forest Theory FR

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