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hello, there. this is kind of hard to explain, but i'm not even a real person.
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Shut up, you had me at, “I wish I’d never met you.”

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Full Throttle released 30 year ago today! How do we know that for sure? That's... a really good question! Our support-wizard @kestrelpi.bsky.social recently dug through the internet to figure out: hey, when exactly did this game release? Read about his adventure: www.doublefine.com/news/when-wa...

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

surely someone has done this one already

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

People will join the scribes guild and write anything on a piece of parchment. “The hermit of dogweed wood has crones”. No he doesn’t. That isn’t true

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

You can call them "flunkeys," "lackeys," or "sycophants." It's really just a matter of yesmenclature.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

put simply, horses love devouring flesh & bone and are congregating outside your home NOW

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=umLk...

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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

submitted 10 days ago • 947 comments

happy mother's day

submitted 10 days ago • 135 comments

Did it hurt? When you realized you actually had to finish that task and couldn't postpone it any longer?

submitted 15 days ago • 25 comments

I was hacking on the 1995 Windows 3.1 Jeopardy! game and I really like this guy's elaborate "thinking" animation.

submitted 16 days ago • 59 comments

Allow me to address the elephant in the room: The decades-long outsourcing of domestic manufacturing to China was not an insidious Chinese conspiracy for dominance but the greedy strategy of the American ruling class to explode its profit margins by exploiting global inequality.

submitted 16 days ago • 960 comments

collectible hard game

submitted 25 days ago • 26 comments

The biggest fantasy in a video game is waking up well rested.

submitted 26 days ago • 35 comments

Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool theonion.com/peace-a...

submitted 28 days ago • 64 comments

youtu.be/j1p7Xhpt8kI

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

If you think Star Wars doesn’t take creative risks, you’re not paying attention

submitted 29 days ago • 88 comments

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society theonion.com/histori...

submitted 32 days ago • 18 comments

buddy your mouth is writing cheques that your ass is bouncing. the cheques. are. I don't care what your ass is doing pal, wasn't even looking. I gotta go

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

trans people are awesome, I respect anyone who has put any amount of thought into being who they truly are

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you've got two wolves inside of you for god's sake call 911

submitted 40 days ago • 13 comments

i keep thinking about this

submitted 41 days ago • 154 comments

I'm not doomscrolling. I'm scrolling. It's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 47 days ago • 9 comments

If somebody needs help, if you're in a position to help them, you should help them

submitted 57 days ago • 9 comments

youtu.be/NZxKZoMgyTE?...

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Health Canada suggests limiting alcohol to 2 drinks per day unless you’ve already had 3 in which case fuck it

submitted 65 days ago • 17 comments

every interpersonal relationship should have a side channel for metacommunication that lets u ask questions about the social dynamic without affecting it

submitted 189 days ago • 10 comments

The Steam Deck is so dang cool, man.

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The pep talk we all need sometimes. Thanks ChatGPT 😂 🧪

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

As I beg for my life, the stranger raises his gun. “This is the last time I’m gonna ask,” he whispers. “Name all the state birds.”

submitted 75 days ago • 12 comments

the hardest part about being an engineer is all the engineering

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

"runtime" is one of the silliest computer words. feels like a kindergarten activity

submitted 77 days ago • 7 comments

"they write like they're just mindlessly using a thesaurus-" let people enjoy words. if they use one incorrectly then by all means correct them, otherwise shut the fuck up

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

What is the biggest misconception about vaping?

submitted 80 days ago • 93 comments

make sure to set aside a little time each day to regret everything

submitted 84 days ago • 20 comments

“Where my lore started” and it’s just a copy of Chrono Trigger for the SNES.

submitted 84 days ago • 8 comments