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Regardless of all the bullshit that’s gone down with 23&me, I STILL get 10-15 “new relatives” every month. People are STILL buying into this shit.

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I’ll have more bluesky. Heavy on the shitposts please

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Don't talk to me til I've had my morning 3 hours of minesweeper

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Wasn’t sure what to get him for Father’s Day so I made him a dad again.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called "the calendar". Merry Christmas everyone.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

i don’t want moots i want co-conspirators

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

I’m not fat I’m writ large.

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Kinda wild that we all get to pay taxes to fund a civil war against us

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Facebook is a cesspool of tinfoil hat boomers and gen xers

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Fusilli is a double helix, and can therefore exhibit self-replication. Thus, fusilli is the true copypasta.

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Happy Father’s Day, Daddies!

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Being pro-life and killing someone in cold blood begs the question, do they know what pro-life means? I fear they do not.

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This is about me.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Can you guys please stop reposting that one person I hate thank you

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

Triglycerides would make a beautiful name for a girl.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Just keep getting better at making things worse!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i told you that shit in confidence your honour

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I dont want to be verified, I want to raw dog bluesky

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Yeah I received your message. All 23. You know I’m Jordan with it. G.O.A.T.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I see your petty and raise you one (1) pity.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I'm younger than what my text font implies but I'm older than what its content suggests.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I want a flamethrower so I can walk around and pretend I’m a dragon.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Bro, you’re the second season of the Last of Us.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Oops! All Boners

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

fellas, is it gay

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

Mario Party but in D&D

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

pushes nerd’s face into crystal ball WHY ARE YOU SCRYING?

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Whenever I see “No kings” I can’t help but think of The Lion King when the hyenas are singing “No king, no king! La la la la la laaa!”

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

the people obsessed with "ideological diversity" in online spaces are the same people who experience none in their daily lives

submitted 3 days ago • 48 comments

If I had a curved dick I’d call it The Scenic Route.

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

Sometimes life is too good to be sharing it online.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Every video I’ve ever seen of someone cutting a strawberry has them chopping off half the strawberry with the top and I simply cannot stand by and watch this savagery any longer. Someone’s gotta do something.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

We all have two wolves inside of us...and they both want a burrito. You should get a burrito.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

The smell of sunshine and soap. The taste of sweet tangerine Italian soda. Soft, like twilight. Imagine me.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever someone tells me I look like a particular celebrity I say, "I wish I had his money lol," and then I go jump off a cliff

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Regardless of all the bullshit that’s gone down with 23&me, I STILL get 10-15 “new relatives” every month. People are STILL buying into this shit.

I’ll have more bluesky. Heavy on the shitposts please

Don't talk to me til I've had my morning 3 hours of minesweeper

Wasn’t sure what to get him for Father’s Day so I made him a dad again.

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called "the calendar". Merry Christmas everyone.

i don’t want moots i want co-conspirators

I’m not fat I’m writ large.

Kinda wild that we all get to pay taxes to fund a civil war against us

Facebook is a cesspool of tinfoil hat boomers and gen xers

Fusilli is a double helix, and can therefore exhibit self-replication. Thus, fusilli is the true copypasta.

Happy Father’s Day, Daddies!

Being pro-life and killing someone in cold blood begs the question, do they know what pro-life means? I fear they do not.

This is about me.

Can you guys please stop reposting that one person I hate thank you

Triglycerides would make a beautiful name for a girl.

Just keep getting better at making things worse!

i told you that shit in confidence your honour

I dont want to be verified, I want to raw dog bluesky

Yeah I received your message. All 23. You know I’m Jordan with it. G.O.A.T.

I see your petty and raise you one (1) pity.

I'm younger than what my text font implies but I'm older than what its content suggests.

I want a flamethrower so I can walk around and pretend I’m a dragon.

Bro, you’re the second season of the Last of Us.

Oops! All Boners

fellas, is it gay

Mario Party but in D&D

pushes nerd’s face into crystal ball WHY ARE YOU SCRYING?

Whenever I see “No kings” I can’t help but think of The Lion King when the hyenas are singing “No king, no king! La la la la la laaa!”

the people obsessed with "ideological diversity" in online spaces are the same people who experience none in their daily lives

If I had a curved dick I’d call it The Scenic Route.

Sometimes life is too good to be sharing it online.

Every video I’ve ever seen of someone cutting a strawberry has them chopping off half the strawberry with the top and I simply cannot stand by and watch this savagery any longer. Someone’s gotta do something.

We all have two wolves inside of us...and they both want a burrito. You should get a burrito.

The smell of sunshine and soap. The taste of sweet tangerine Italian soda. Soft, like twilight. Imagine me.

Whenever someone tells me I look like a particular celebrity I say, "I wish I had his money lol," and then I go jump off a cliff

I’m going to finish Mass Effect 3 today. My first play through ever. I’m not ready. 😭

Reverse cowgirl so we can doomscroll

The J in motherfuckers is silent.