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once again I must tap my own sign

submitted 3 days ago • 236 comments

I guess we’re going to see what happens when the richest man in the world who is also a terrible person fights the most politically powerful person in the world who is also an abominable person.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Well said.

submitted 3 days ago • 49 comments

some day we're going to find whoever told him to stop calling them weird, and oh my god. the reckoning.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

normalize consequences for being a horrible little shit, actually

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

I really would have liked to have this guy as VP and we should have made that happen

submitted 4 days ago • 28 comments

Apple-A-Day Horse Electrolytes are what gives GOP Rep. Mike Collins’ coat its healthy shine.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Some Democrats are looking to cozy up to fascism, is what they wanna do. If that party wants to start taking this country back, they need to figure out how to lead this country instead of being content to lick the ass of the dog ahead of them in line.

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Met 2 black cats on my morning walk. Some people would consider that bad luck. Those people are stupid.

submitted 3 days ago • 143 comments

SCHOOLS ARE TURNING MY KIDS TRANS sir the schools can’t even convince your child that harriet tubman is a real person take several seats

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

What if instead they look to hold him accountable for his crimes?

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.

submitted 4 days ago • 43 comments

Someone should make a movie where a 1994 Geo Metro becomes a serial killer and use this hype video as the trailer.

submitted 4 days ago • 133 comments

Worried about a return to the dark ages? This one-pot gruel will make you feel like you're living in 9th century England.

submitted 4 days ago • 22 comments

work is stupid

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

submitted 6 days ago • 863 comments

Pretty much…

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

“The group estimated that reducing the operating budget by $900 million, as the Trump administration wants to do, would require closing 350 of the 433 parks, monuments, historic sites and other locations overseen by the Park Service… we would be witnessing the dismantling of a century-old system”

submitted 7 days ago • 57 comments

Fiction. Art. More fiction. A dash of poetry.

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

Not trying to dunk. But I was at the RNC and they were waving signs that said "mass deportations now." Trump then later categorically accused Haitian immigrants of eating pets. He claimed immigrants poison our blood. He campaigned on ethnic cleansing. People can lie to themselves, but he did.

submitted 7 days ago • 44 comments

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

submitted 7 days ago • 86 comments

What have you done for pollinators lately?

submitted 8 days ago • 41 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 127 comments

one of my overriding beliefs is that sports betting should in fact be restricted to seedy bars where you have to place bets with a guy named something like Vito Four Fingers rather than being easily accessible with a couple clicks on your phone know what you're getting into

submitted 8 days ago • 46 comments

Silicon Valley is a factory generating a million guys a year braying "the problem with every public good is that I'm not making money off it, and this app fixes that" and people still wonder why capitalism must be destroyed

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

He should never know peace for the rest of his life. He should live in terror and shame until the day he dies

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

I’m very unhappy with Musk being sad. That is not near enough. I want him in prison. Prosecute, jail, claw back our money. That’s the only way to teach the next billionaire not to do crimes against the Republic.

submitted 11 days ago • 13 comments

Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed. Getting big money out of politics. Strengthening unions and fighting for higher wages. Medicare for all, paid leave, universal childcare... This is the progressive populist agenda we need in America.

submitted 9 days ago • 282 comments

Journalists, you don't have to say MAHA or any of the other dumb stuff you see on the internet. You can use your own words, the ones you learned in writing school.

submitted 9 days ago • 36 comments

Hey, fellas, try not to put the ick in dick today. (inspirational)

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

what’s better than being a cat owner? being a two cats owner!

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Minor spoiler for Murderbot S1E4 After seeing it in the episode i figured they _had_ to release the full version, and they did!! The complete, undistorted Rise of Sanctuary Moon intro! Or rather, not artificially distorted? =) @marthawells.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW29...

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

the new hit children's pool game for summer is called "marco rubio" one kid yells "Marco" and then everyone else gets deported

submitted 10 days ago • 10 comments

Truth👇

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Just call it the Self-Inflicted Wound Era, when we took a bunch of stuff that was working largely fine (vaccines, weather monitoring, friendly relations with like 175 countries, cancer research, renewable energy credits, the FAA, global trade, etc etc) and just broke them for giggles

submitted 15 days ago • 196 comments

Fight Fiercely, Harvard While Americans were busy doing the Vatican rag, Donald was poisoning pigeons in the park in Cambridge. Be prepared: this old dope peddler wants to go back to Dixie. by Maureen Dowd

submitted 11 days ago • 41 comments

It's often presented as a kind of conformity or groupthink to "trust the experts," but you do in fact need to do this to have a functioning society! What is the alternative? Every person researches every single issue of public concern themselves?

submitted 11 days ago • 72 comments

The real tragedy of young men today is not that they're being held back from success by a bunch of woke scolds. The real tragedy is that they're being told that success & happiness come through escaping all constraints, dominating & controlling others, & suppressing all vulnerability or weakness.

submitted 12 days ago • 65 comments

Isopod facts

submitted 13 days ago • 22 comments