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I don’t think Melania will show up to visitation day

submitted 354 days ago • 0 comments

Another eclipse and the rapture still hasn’t happened. I’m starting to think the world will never be a better place.

submitted 406 days ago • 0 comments

As April approaches I like to think of creative titles for illicit professions. You’re not a coke dealer, you’re a weight loss coach. A damn fine one at that.

submitted 417 days ago • 0 comments

How was your day? I had a can of paint poured on my pants and later a Guinea pig bit my nipple. Is it too early to just surrender the day and go to sleep?

submitted 439 days ago • 0 comments

Always clean out corners and crannies because one day life and some of favorite food will conspire to give you a hard choice.

submitted 595 days ago • 0 comments

Flying is the ultimate real world video game experience. Microtransactions everywhere; $15 for Wi-Fi, $30 to sit next to your spouse, $12 for lunch. Sorry Steve, but you spent money to take the seat where my wife should be sitting. Enjoy the smells.

submitted 597 days ago • 0 comments