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Curtis Jones' decision making

Jota can't even strike a ball cleanly these days

I'm trying so hard but 3 losses and a draw in the last 4, with these levels of performances, is genuinely fucking pathetic regardless of the circumstances and I can't not care

Incredible

Deliberately avoiding any TAA departure content, not watching the 'emotional goodbye' video and CERTAINLY not watching today's farewell speech to the squad. The flailing attempts to pull his exit out of a PR tailspin are too cringe for me to handle.

Happy Wirtz day to those who celebrate

I'm thirsty for Wirtzy #LFC

Big stupid budget bill passed and the noise provided by DOGE has cleared up so expect RFK Jr. to take over from Musk in the lighting rod role. #MAHAreport dropped today, media and public will frenzy over that nonsense while the real damage to the structural integrity of America continues unimpeded.

If Liverpool were happy to spend £115m on Caicedo they should be over the moon to have a shot at Wirtz for similar money

accidentally looked inside the can of the Monster flavour I like the most and found out it's pink. I thought I was drinking green this whole time

Never mind this has cheered me right up #LFC

And all the "tehe the lads are pissed we woulda beaten you if we weren't on the beach already 🤪" chat is pathetic too. Have some shame

IDGAF giving up a lead twice and losing is pathetic, embarrassing, and inexcusable.

Remember that 5 game stretch earlier in the season when Curtis Jones temporarily learned to pass, move, and shoot and. Good times

100% do not understand the "who cares we already won the league" shouts. Losing is losing and I hate losing more than I love winning.

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Any 2 of these 3 need to be gone in the summer: Jota, Nunez, Diaz. I don't care which 2 I just can't take all 3 anymore.

Conor Bradley leaving his man and ball watching for both Brighton goals. #noticing

Curtis Jones must be having a laugh. I can't believe it. Never seen a player so determined to hold onto the ball for no reason.

Wishlist: Conor Bradley assist ✅ Chiesa goal TAA stays on the bench

10 minutes added time is absolutely hilarious and so obvious

Going against the grain that is my timeline to say I'm glad he got booed and hope he isn't in any squad for the remainder of the season.

I know it doesn't matter but just a horrifically mismanaged second half. You couldn't make worse substitutions if you tried, even beyond the stupidity of bringing on TAA. FFS Arne I should be in party mode not writing out posts like this.

If only there was a dynamic and direct attacking player in the squad who could be brought on to inject sorely needed directness and goal threat. Maybe someone Italian.

Slot thought the atmosphere was too happy and fun or what? If Bradley can't do a full 90 then Quansah and Endo should be ahead of TAA

Was formulating an amusing quip about Gakpo playing in an unchristian fashion today and then he does that

Curtis Jones is a clown sometimes. Stop believing you're press resistant and PASS THE BALL

Ridiculous #LFC

i will say this though - he's the best English midfielder on the pitch today. curtis and harvey have been dire.

not sure what the media agenda is with cole palmer but it's getting weird. he's having an ok game and the commentators are talking like he's prime messi. good player but you don't have to lie about him

something that's really pissing me off this morning. being considerate of others and supporting low friction public spaces is not fascist. quiet isn’t oppression. headphones aren’t authoritarian. treating strangers like they don’t exist isn’t liberation. the social contract is good, actually.

Szoboszlai: two assists, engine of a title-winning team. I see you.

successive governments should be directly assaulting this, but the problem’s cultural too. this country sees £50k for HEAD OF CYBER SECURITY AT THE TREASURY as normal. say it's absurd and you’ll hear “that’s a good wage.” we’re stuck. too polite, or too success-averse, to say we deserve more.

always hear that uk groceries are cheap... but it doesn’t matter when housing, bills, etc. drain your pay. wages are so flat that breathing room doesn’t kick in till you’re top 10%+. jobs pay a fraction of what they would elsewhere. why? systemic and why is no solution being offered?

I'm so, so sick of it

Sorry, and I love the guy, but Andy Robertson is beyond finished. The way he played that offside line 😐. That's not just a physical decline. #LFC

Very amusing to think that the White House is probably having frequent briefings on IShowSpeed's China adventure and how to counteract such effective pro-China PR

Luis Diaz

Travel makes you richer

hole in the floor squat toilet in Shenzhen followed shortly after by a spaceship console robo toilet in Tokyo. emotional rollercoaster for my anus