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awesomecoates.bsky.social
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New Pope from Chicago? Are they gonna replace the communion wine with Malort?

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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but I just perfectly parallel parked a rented Jeep Wagoneer on a busy Minneapolis street. Gonna call this day a win and just coast until tomorrow.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Idea: X-Files reboot where Mulder has to convince people there are *no* conspiracies or aliens. There's nothing out there.

submitted 95 days ago • 43 comments

Editorial note to @abcnewsnetau.bsky.social: RFK Jr is NOT a "vaccine critic" or "vaccine sceptic". He is a card carrying anti-vaxxer who has actively opposed all vaccination for more than 20 years. He is an existential danger to public health. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02...

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The Bears need to win a Super Bowl just so we can witness drunk suburbanites try to climb The Bean

submitted 101 days ago • 33 comments

Wu-Tang kinda day #vinylcommunity #nowspinning

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Lots of headlines about the American Airlines jet “colliding” with a helicopter. It may be semantic and my outdated pilot training, but the least maneuverable aircraft always has the right of way. Therefore it was the helicopter that did the wrong action. Not the jet.

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RFK Jr. is far more than just an “anti-vaxxer.” Over the years, he’s made countless outrageous statements on a wide range of topics. We’ve compiled 10 of the wildest clips—though even that barely scratches the surface.

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They say if you listen to certain songs backwards you can hear demonic messages, but I listened to an ABBA song backwards and it sounded exactly the same.

submitted 114 days ago • 97 comments

Good win Commanders and a special shout out to coach David Raih. Even Cowboys fans should be rooting for an organization made up of people like him.

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the premise of Good Will Hunting is so funny. "What if there was a boy who was a once in a lifetime genius, handsome, everybody likes him, but tragically he is from South Boston a handicap that threatens to ruin his entire life"

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Welcome Michigan fans. We understand you are only rooting for Notre Dame temporarily and out of spite. That’s OK. We will take it. #GoIrish

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Welcome to the club Vikings fans. #GoPackGo #Skol

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What’s your favorite song about everybody cutting footloose?

submitted 130 days ago • 25 comments

Eagles were the better team today. That said, I would love to see a thorough breakdown of that officiating. I do not understand so many of those calls. #GoPackGo

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Here you go everyone watching the Eagles Packers: a.co/d/aWN6EmE

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Where’s the ND haters now? #GoIrish

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youtu.be/2EwgKTI3wz8?...

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Any word on what Dave Coulier thinks about this Alanis Morissette/Renee Rapp duet on New Year’s Eockin’ Eve?

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President Jimmy Carter going to extreme lengths to avoid the upcoming inauguration ceremony

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