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Omg I forgot to tell you Last night I was on my way home and a guy sat next to me on the train and sat and ate thee 1/4lb beef patties from McDonald’s with a fork and knife. It took him from 34th, ACROSS the bridge, until DeKalb to finish them.

How is it literally barely 10:30am and 80° outside? I need a beach day STAT

Me all day 🕺🪩 music.apple.com/us/album/mir...

Wtf does that even mean

Why has every website AGGRESSIVELY been asking me to sign in with google the moment I go to it?!

WHO PUT THE MAP IN BOLD I thought I would like this bit I think I hate it but I also get it

Comfort movie time

Literally if you’re not watching Hacks what are you doing. If you are, BOOF IT!

I HATE when places use Relay but its always so strange/funny to see "summoned"

Mani pedi time with @angelous8103.bsky.social and Hadeis in LA

Mmmm I get the sentiment but idk about this one

I hope the new Pope is hot

Post your favorite one-word movie

Went to go download a game someone told me about and THAT is the first thing I saw.

one bag of chips, one drink. what are you choosing?

10 years in New York Titty today

Honestly this is just incredible content.

Guys I cut my nail too short and it’s ruined my whole day

Thank GOD, Canada. Really had us sweating there for a moment.

I order stuff online maybe once a month. Maybe twice. This is NYC we have it all so I normally just do in store pickup don’t judge me. USPS sends me delivery texts for EVERYONE in my building. There are only 6 apts but like Mama I have the tea and what you’re buying and how frequently