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If Trump was diagnosed with anything like this do you really think they would let us know?

Playing Grocery store simulator with your wife is great, unless you ask her. I guess being the manager of the store while one employee that’s inebriated gets smacked into the ether while attempting to unload the truck with a forklift then not being able to fire him because he’s family isn’t that fun

He’s their bitch.

Now hold on, maybe this is a problem that can solve itself….

Obama turned down a *book* to comply with ethics rules surrounding gifts. Trump is accepting a jet. That’s the difference.

Sweet!!!!

WHAT? Lmao

Trump: “It’s possible prices will increase for that stuff people shove in their mouth holes.” Aide: “Food, sir.” Trump: “Right. Frood. The thing you teeth on when your stomach container makes pain.” Aide: “Genius, sir.”

Go AVS Go! Game 7 is on tap. Big win.

Pope Trump. It truly would not surprise me if the next Pope isn’t conservative enough (strict traditionalist) and America strips off and starts their own Catholic Church (with hookers and blackjack). You then would have Eastern Catholic, Roman Catholic and MAGA Catholic with Trump as Pope.

poilievre saying he can still win it if mike pence has the courage

Btw Don’t look now but Avs are coming alive.

America would be so much better if we were more like our Canadian neighbors. Ughhh it’s like living next door to a nice functional family while your drunk dad screams at you and threatens you constantly.

To all the haters who were saying yesterday that Shedeur was a 2nd round pick looks like you were wrong, what now? 😤

With the 20th pick in the third round, #84 overall, Tampa Bay selects K-State CB Jacob Parrish.

Has a team ever picked with the 32nd / last pick of the first round 3 years in a row before the Chiefs just now?

They introduce a make-a-wish kid at the draft to read the pick. “They didn’t let him make the actual pick right?” -my mom “What? Are you talking about the make-a-wish kid picking the actually player instead of the team?” -Me “Probably not” -Mom

👇🏽🎯

Holy Shit Blackwood.

Goal Avs!!!! That’s what speed do.

ESPN now Switch switch switch. Maybe I helped someone out haha.

lol some great pope shit out there rn. Hope they improve upon the more accepting tone Francis had. Please just don’t swing back super conservative. That would be just what the sane world needs.

Ah yes.

Fuck it, if the Avs don’t win it I’m rooting for any Canadian team to finally be the team to stop the Stanley Cup drought.

Please let JD Vance killed the Pope become the new JD Vance fucked a couch.

Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.

“Does the Pope shit in the woods?”

GO AVS GO!!!

Yeah!!!! Go Avs Go!!! Love playoff hockey.

To the people who mocked us when we compared Trump to Hitler with “Everybody I don’t like is Hitler” memes, I’d like to say, from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourselves.