azzafitz.bsky.social
Just a man.
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We all (hopefully), saw the rallies and their comparative sizes. Plenty of people wanted Harris & Waltz. It’s not a conspiracy. Trump didn’t win by a landslide but that’s not what braggadocio bullshitter yells out.
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Two Puz in a pond,
do do battle.
The smart money is on Tugger.
He’s sure as shit not gonna let a complete kaka like Ted Puz, come up for fresh air.
“This toilet’s not big enough for both of us” Says Tugger.
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He misses the Bush.
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Fuck there’s a lot to unpack in the article. If I had read that four years ago, I’d have said it’s satire from The Onion.
Zuck loves all things Roman too. Just saying.
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If Obama sounded urgent you’d accuse him of hyperbole. If he sounded too intelligent you’d say he’s off base. Give him a break. There’s a giant bunch of people who won’t believe it’s happening till it affects them. Cognitive dissonance is a thing. HE’S A DEBBIE DOWNER!
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They’re sporting the latest in dumb casual from Chads menswear. This is by far their most boring album to date. Rumoured to be a Nickelback side project.
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It seems that the way of the gun is that they’re never used on the right people.
Which begs the questions…
What are you all gonna do with the RIGHT people when this is all turned around?
2nd dude from the left has chafing issues?
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Good luck finding a very wealthy person who can pay Fox channel enough money to play it.
Conscious
Rich
Brave
Can someone have all three of those qualities?
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Keep it minimal.
Just stare pathetically. Summon up one big juicy teardrop…
And whisper goodbye.
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It’s bizarre that USA didn’t see this in 2016. Because he’d already had a solid record of being a spoiled smooth brain barnacle dick on public record with a terrible reputation for stealing from the poor. It’s beyond funny. Absurdly, the world is afraid & disgusted at a’murka!!
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I’ve been wary of social media for this shit. A positivity bias always leads to being in a room full of toss cunts who slut shame and shit post. Have you ever had to throw a person out of your party? IRL?
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Every single previous commenters comment seems to put down strippers, and the ambitions of imaginary strippers. As if they’re punching down. Has your mask fallen off? And slipped up your giant gaping arse?
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You’re implying the author is capable of doing two things at once.
I think not.
I takes a very single mindedness to be such a cunt. Maybe he/she/they had god helping them to puke such bile?
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It’s like watching a nightmare Sesame Street episode with muppets all nodding. Seriously, the world is seeing the worst most unbelievable train wreck unfolding in real time. If only Miss Piggy was real. She’d HAAAAGH YAAGH!
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Our trans people have always been present. Modern science has proven so, and given them empowerment to be themselves. Please help the rest of the world to step up.
Knowledge is power, acceptance is wisdom.
Love thy weird neighbour.
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Clap clap, I hope they scored it all from rich assholes. I know others feel the same. I’ve become became compromised by Zuckyborg and Bezos, and Tr’dump , and the rest. Please find a diamond that doesn’t have ten bodies linked to its heightened sense of value.
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As your public relations lawyer eggsburt, may I suggest you replace Dunning-Kruger with LYING PIECE OF SHIT.
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For fucks sake.
Look up journalistic integrity.
Tfucker Carlson squeezed Ted Cruz, from his shit pile tower. And strangely Cruz is the schill. But they’re both Nazi cunts. Yet there’s truth.
They both love blood.
And $$$$$$
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I hope it’s a really acute case of head stuck up her ass. Fatal.
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It tracks rotten.
Onomatopoeia, gives it the real gravitas.
Try using grinch in a pick up line.
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How is this not already addressed in the Big Apple?
Cuomo should scare all of you.
Please do your homework. Or watch your apple rot.
Go Corinne, lean in.
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Love thi neighbour.
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Tulsi G is a bought and paid for russian puppet. There’s receipts. What the fuck is she ranting about nuclear war ? Seriously deranged, yet suspiciously strange. Like, “look over here”
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I’m still shocked these people have surfaced and got their feet solidly under your table.
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Cos that dumb Nazi can’t handle the shit can she opened. And hopefully she’ll itch till eternity.
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So go find them.
And make them feel similar emotions that you do. Share the irony and…
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What to do?
How do people resist?
Do we just stand back?
Do we use force?
The law ain’t around.
Seriously?
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Tucky is a schill, and he’s only just realised who’s gonna lose.
Hey Tucker, why so late?
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When a cunt tries to call out other cunts…
We’re in the swamp.
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Let’s just boils it down comrade. Business is monetised Darwinism. So prosperity gospel is hypercritical. >=woops we’re all fucked coz bezos and zmuck etc are oddly killing it. Republicans is hopefully getting a rude awakening, but as a pacifist I hope it’s bloodless.
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That’s quite a scroll. Good to read. Cheers.
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Biggest lie be hangin round her neck.
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You’ve said this out loud, I bet. Hopefully somewhere classy.
And expensive.
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Pegseth is clenching his jaw, the endless rattle of ice cubes in a low ball, too loud in his head. Trump’s just thinking “fuck all of you” and Melania is downloading a new software update.
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Young men. By my definition are just looking for a tribe.
Cos they’re full of love that they don’t know where to put.
The bro culture is a short term fix, when long term rewards seem too far out of sight. I dare not go deeper because that’s a lecture that would be ignored on site.
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I’d love a very fuckin huge print on my big lounge wall.
Dreams. I can imagine you were a weeny bit cold when you took off the gloves to set the camera.
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Is this some weird dog whistle shit? Are we doing show tunes? As a cultural anthropologist I’d like to know what’s toxic and why Omahaaa is the trigger for compulsive breaking into song? Tell me like I’m from Mars please.
DARK DARK DARK!!
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Long game vs short game. Shit sandwich. I’d rather not have to choose between either. Stop fetishising your bottom energy.
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Or worse, I just recently found out my neighbour was called Mike. He’s been having conversations with me while I’ve been calling him Dave for a year. I’ve also been ignoring his dog.
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Apparently parasites also have little parasites.
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Pete, “ so I part your butt like so, and then I do the motorboat?”
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Relax. Y’all sound paranoid. Gen X here. Let the kids play. Pass the bong and unlock the front door. What could go wrong?