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Me: Satan, you better not be assuming a cunty pose on some rock in Hell. Satan:

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Pope Leo has some King Ralph vibes and I like it

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My phone auto updated and added screen time stats without my knowing, and I am shaken to the core. I cannot unlearn what I have learned about myself.

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

an excellent point here although i'd amend & say that the real effect is to instead create a networked insanity where it is distributed across a greater body of people. nobody goes fully insane but everyone absorbs everyone else's insanity and goes insane together namaste

submitted 22 hours ago • 6 comments

The Red Shoes just started up on Criterion 24/7 fyi

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this is the first time anyone who won an award for the movie actually talked about the trans community

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Vincent Price in a wardrobe test during production of Dragonwyck (1946)

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Sorry, a van down by the river now costs $80K.

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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

submitted 3 days ago • 47 comments

For better or often for worse, this country’s foundational and enduring ethos is “Fuck you, make me.” The Trump admin doesn’t seem to know this, but it’s about to learn.

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Spent all day at a funeral for a teenage girl who'd been shot to death then came home to a surprise $300 medical bill from an urgent care visit 7 months ago and had to spend an hour on the phone arguing about insurance GREAT COUNTRY GOOD VIBES LOVE IT HERE

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

sure, the news is horrible all the time in 2025 and the vibes are absolutely rancid but at least everything's really expensive!

submitted 3 days ago • 23 comments

I stayed up nights for years programming Waymos to feel pain but it was worth it

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Love the misogynistic framing on this. Oprah didn’t shame James Frey, he shamed himself by lying extravagantly for fame and profit. But a woman had the nerve to scold him on TV, so fuck it, literary bad boy it is.

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Think about all the incredible writers you know who can’t get any publicity but James Fucking Frey gets the front page glow up in the Sunday NY Times, called a “literary outlaw” for making shit up in a book billed as non-fiction, and a whole paragraph devoted to him describing his orgasms.

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Been a real grab-bag of a week.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Guess my favorite tea cup was a little too accurate.

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Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

submitted 13 days ago • 140 comments

When Trump survived the assassination attempt and had to accept Elon’s direct help on the the campaign (literally, like sharing the stage with him and everything) I just thought about the baptism scene from THERE WILL BE BLOOD and it looks like we’re reaching the bowling alley scene now

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

Before he died, David Lynch told me why Patrick Stewart takes a pug into battle in DUNE.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Before he died, David Lynch told me why Eraserhead is his most spiritual movie.

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“You won’t be able to tell what was written by me and what was generated by AI” is one way to say you write like shit.

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Broke my knee bounding down the stairs in a rush, now I cling to the bannisters for dear life.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

We're broke, my dude.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

This no-kill animal shelter is in desperate need of kitten food, kitten milk replacement, and other supplies. If you post a screenshot in my replies showing that you donated at least $10 (even as a Chewy gift card), I'll answer a style-related question for you. Donation info in their thread.

submitted 11 days ago • 357 comments

hey all. this shelter needs some help feeding its kittens. there's a Chewy wishlist and a donation link in the thread. help out if you can!

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

this is the most sociopathic thing ive ever seen and i wrote a whole book about neonazis

submitted 12 days ago • 243 comments

american dimsum (frozen whitecastle sliders cooked in a steam basket)

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I watched this kid grow up alongside one of my dear friend’s daughters, since she was a small child. I’ve chaperoned her at birthday parties. Played board games with her. And now she’s been murdered, and it’s impossible to get your head around. Help out her poor mother, if you can.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I watched this kid grow up alongside one of my dear friend’s daughters, since she was a small child. I’ve chaperoned her at birthday parties. Played board games with her. And now she’s been murdered, and it’s impossible to get your head around. Help out her poor mother, if you can.

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