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he/him. itinerant porter. can only chew on one side of my mouth.
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And thanks to a generation of reactionary centrists, feckless Dems, autocratic GOPers, and a TV culture of non-stop crime shows and bleeds-it-leads news, we spent TWENTY-FIVE YEARS of declining and low crime rates building out that police-state style police system at EVERY level of government.

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why is my therapist asking all these prying questions about my personal life, just shut up and make me a better person

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Interview with Harvard's 2025 valedictorian, a Chinese national, while two American men fight over nothing in the background

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This statement is true but not complimentary

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This is pretty great

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Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

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Mayor Pete people are the absolute worst and it's just an insane personality cult. They're what people think Bernie dead enders are even though every person called that stopped talking about him quite a while ago lol

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Anything short of elon musk going all in on the benefits of public transport and trashing car ownership while fessing up to being a monorail in the form of hyperloop salesman. Means he's still shit.

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I can tell some of you people have never watched the WWF/WWE. Elon is doing a classic “heel turn.” This builds tensions and keeps ratings high. By Electomania 2028, liberals will try to tag Elon in, but he’ll refuse. Then, when Trump is about to be pinned, he’ll bit Dems with a steel chair.

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I feel like I’m losing my mind trying to read this reply

submitted 2 days ago • 183 comments

Sometimes all you can do is eat a night cheese and hope for the best

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REMEMBER: Do not rank Andrew Cuomo. (via @robisraelart.bsky.social)

submitted 66 days ago • 4 comments

I'll never get over how the best line in all of noir – "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon" – doesn't come from Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett, but Calvin and Hobbes

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Lmao.

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every day they don't announce a bloodborne remake is a golden day in my hateful little heart. it was perfect on the PS4. everything you hate about it is everything I love about it. the experience SHOULD be janky. the frames SHOULD drop like a tray of dishes. I chew your discontent like raw almonds

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Just suddenly remembered last month when a bunch of people angrily asserted that it’s civil disobedience to answer cops’ questions

submitted 2 days ago • 33 comments

they would! they figure the more he hurts people, the less they'll have to do to win next time

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The Onion does not use AI in any way. Our newspaper is proudly made by actual living people. AI makes bad, boring shit, and people make art. Subscribe to us instead: membership.theonion.com

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Making inroads to attacking the "normal" gays.

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The only thing that sucks more than this is the comment section.

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We deserve to know the full scale of this government’s complicity in crimes against humanity. My piece for @theguardian.com on why I’m tabling legislation tomorrow for a full, independent, public inquiry into the UK’s role in the Gaza genocide. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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sesame street posted support for pride so of course conservatives are going “sesame street is grooming your kids” do they understand how insane they sound

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The only problem with "waste, fraud, and abuse" to Trump is that there isn't enough of it happening for his buddies to profit off of.

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no they haven't

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I’m gonna put something in your brain: Meredith Brooks’s “Bitch” covered by Bob Dylan

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Psst... did you know that scallops swim like this? They're probably doing this RIGHT NOW all across the ocean. Good night, y'all.

submitted 238 days ago • 21 comments

Please click on this and scroll up to discover the wonderful gift she is blessed with

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

these guys are such pathetic, weak little bitches. a withering look could fucking knock them over. just the biggest losers in history.

submitted 4 days ago • 26 comments

you guys are being very cynical about this but the real explanation is that bears and Bigfoot are buddies. They like to hang out and do stuff together

submitted 4 days ago • 151 comments

happy pride bsky

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Day 11 of this being the last thing the Pod Save America guy wrote on Bluesky

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Happy Pride month!! 🏳️‍🌈

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just hit 200k followers and my campaign manager wants me to fundraise off it so instead of this corny post he drafted, I’ll just say,,,,, if everyone who followed me donated $2, we’d reach our fundraising goal of the quarter ($600k) and wouldn’t raise another cent after that 👀

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