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Sarcasm in Bulgarian. Nature photography for fun, mostly birds. Here are just my photos if you don't care for the rest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ovd6moc4lera5xty4tfdxbje/feed/aaaj4d7vzikto
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are they really going with “the enemy of my enemy should be my rich nazi friend” is that what is going on here

did they stop barking at each other? What king of moon-sized balls, high functioning alpha males are these??

this was a good thread

Set it on fire, you coward!!!

Definiere Populismus: In einem Monat zig Millionen ausgeben, tausende Beamte von wichtiger Arbeit abhalten, Recht brechen und Nachbarstaaten verärgern um 160 arme Teufel zurück ins Elend zu stoßen.

We should imprison for life the CEO of this vaporware for just suggesting it, along with anyone who invested in the project.

And of course the Tesla stock price is back up, because the stock market is the most rational decision maker to whom we should entrust our entire lives, our society, culture, everything.

Jesus sued those lepers for every last shekel they had.

Someone should have told Elon what happened to Ernst Röhm

Balls the size of the moon is something you should speak with your doctor about. Also mention your deformed limp dick, maybe they can do something about it.

I conceived of it, I am now the world’s greatest fiction writer. Wait till you hear what I have conceived of for the ending of those two.

Big day for Edward "Big Balls" Coristine. www.wired.com/story/big-ba...

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This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

If I remember correctly, the Supreme Court of Trumplanida concluded that Trump can order Elon Musk assassinated if he does it in his *official capacity*, whatever that may mean.

Superhero pose. #birds #wildlife #nature #birdphotography #photography #audubonsociety

The straightest thing you can do as a man is to think a lot about two other guys' balls.

Man it really sucks when someone just takes your government funding away out of nowhere on a whim

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

Just like I knew that Trump II was going to be bad, but not this bad, I knew the Trump-Musk break up would be fun, but not this fun

HELL yes. this is going to get so messy

Rough day for the Hitler lovers

War of the narcissi

🎵 I was gonna get the Golden Dome contract but then I got high… 🎵 I was gonna be the first trillionaire but then I got high…

The speed of writing code has never, and will never be the bottleneck. The bottleneck, the limiting factor, is always in the thinking about the code and how it works, understanding it. People who use chatgpt to write code are literally removing the only part of programming that is actually useful.