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Fashion Pariah • Lighting Mook • Sarcasmophile • Aspiring Absurdist • Amateur Drunk • Professional Cynic • Memelord • Dog Servant • Ungovernable Beast
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Luigi time.
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With pleasure.
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Lemme fix that headline for you. “Rich slumlords fear they may lose some of their graft.”
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FAFOface.
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Somebody is definitely messing with the simulation.
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It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
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Cuz if NK is known for anything it’s the quality of the medical care.
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Anything is a ouija board if you’re posessed enough.
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Nice self-own there Nance.
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Trump fired the FAA.
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Fr fr
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I was waiting for this reference
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Nice 1984 reference.
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*bows*
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*bows*
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Emperor Tang and his evil vizier having a grand old time. Worst Third Reich cosplay ever.
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Behold, shots doth be fired.
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I haven’t sang a national anthem in decades. I’m not into jingoism.
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The family that jails together fails together.
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You’re a good man, David. Quality PSA.
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Da.
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He’s probably proud of those bigly numbers.
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Underground Railroad?
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Fixed it.
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Oh Emperor Tang is not going to like that.
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Mom’s spaghetti.
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I have a betting pool on when Trump will declare martial law. And another one for when he starts talking about the draft.
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Paid leave, huh? That’s justice.
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I had a preview of this by lighting the CBC interview stage yesterday.
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“Take your weak rhyme and binnit Chelsea on the telly and they gonna winnit. I can down a Guinness in under a minute ‘S a banger of a track I wrote here, innit?”
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I will make sure that before my cremation someone sews fireworks inside me.
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Word.
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youtu.be/LHMm5JZzooY?...
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The only place that Musk and Trump belong is against a wall.
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Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey