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Usually a software developer and/or engineering manager for a medium sized game company. I like the SF Giants, Sacramento Kings, C, and alternative rock, whatever that is
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submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.

submitted 4 days ago • 86 comments

I feel really stupid asking again

submitted 43 days ago • 228 comments

i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce

submitted 65 days ago • 96 comments

Can I make a suggestion for his wake without upsetting anyone

submitted 67 days ago • 68 comments

"A very large Italian man came up to me, tears in his eyes, and said 'Sir, we would love to have your beautiful beef. Our beef is weak, so weak.'"

submitted 77 days ago • 117 comments

the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data

submitted 86 days ago • 121 comments

in my opinion every restaurant should be compelled by law to have slams. across all cuisines. huevos con chilaquiles slam. szechuan slam. aloo saag slam. I favor robust state controls to implement the slamification of all menus

submitted 104 days ago • 31 comments

okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that

submitted 151 days ago • 155 comments

the buccaneers are one team i would not want to play in the postseason. i'm not in football shape, i don't have anywhere near the skill set that would be necessary, i don't belong to a team, and i would have to play them by myself. under no circumstances would i be interested in that matchup

submitted 164 days ago • 155 comments

elon's doppelganger is getting mugged by zoomers on a fortnite stream www.twitch.tv/connoreatspa...

submitted 166 days ago • 129 comments

my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache

submitted 167 days ago • 227 comments

Holy smokes, Apple Maps search is ATROCIOUS. I need to pee. My searches for a rest area returned a bunch of parking lots in Avila Beach, nonexistent gas stations, and an actual rest area placed four miles north of its location, which I realized when I glanced right and saw it whizz by.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!! me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

submitted 185 days ago • 128 comments