It's for the best that they couldn't approach the vibes of a Nuremberg rally or what have you, but this was sub basic training graduation shit. Like the Army can march in a straight line if it wants, I promise. It was a choice, but a very mundane "I am doing the bare minimum of dumb shit that sucks"

OUR ARMY IS ABOUT LETHALITY that is a dumb catchphrase and also we literally put on better parades coming back from wars we had just fought and actually WON lol It was sloppy and low effort party because Dear Leader wanted dumb shit but also almost everyone in it looked clinically depressed.