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The evolution of aspect ratio vimeo.com/68830569 #filmsky

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"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." - John Cage

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The first 30 pitch meetings you go on are going to suck. The trick is to get to 31 as quickly as possible. #scriptsky #filmsky

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I wish I had male pattern baldness on my back.

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Methane is lighter than air. So if you want to lose weight, hold in your farts. #science

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In women, good looks can easily be mistaken for charisma. In men, charisma can easily be mistaken for good looks.

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I've been living in New Zealand for more than 15 years now. And I still can't believe that the country that calls redheads "gingers" also chooses to have a cookie called "ginger nuts."

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You matter. (Unless you're moving at the square of the speed of light, in which case - you energy.)

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Executive Producer and Screenwriter are the two loneliest people at the wrap party. No one knows who they are. #scriptsky #filmsky

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Wearing glasses makes you look smart. That's why I wear three pairs of glasses at once, so everyone will think I'm a genius.

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What if you met the woman of your dreams, but they were the kind of weird-ass dreams you get after eating too much spicy food?

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I used to be a werewolf, but I'm okay nowoooOOOOOOOOO!

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Me: "I don't believe in telepathy." My friend: "I knew you were going to say that."

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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.

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"Those who manage their way into a crisis are not necessarily the right people to manage their way out of a crisis." ~ Albert Einstein

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If infinite monkeys had written HAMLET by happenstance, the characters in the play would have invented the idea of Shakespeare.

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ATTN: MEN - If you overhear a woman describing some part of you as "long and thick," make sure she isn't talking about your back hair.

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I try to be ineffable. But so far it's all too easy for people to eff me.

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As a professional writer, people are often surprised to learn that English is my second language. ‬ ‪My first language was mostly grunts and wails. ‬

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In honor of Alan Turing's birthday, try to guess which of your followers are bots!

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Someone called me a boob today. I was really flattered. Because boobs are awesome.

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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can keep you entertained while you're miserable.

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I am tall, dark, and handsome. Just not all at once.

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If the Devil went down to Georgia ... doesn't that mean that Georgia is even lower than Hell? Damn, Charlie Daniels, that's harsh.

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"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." ~Mark Twain

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Dear screenwriter: Wreckless driving isn't the same as reckless driving. Kind of the opposite, actually.

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The rest of the world thinks about America the way America thinks about Florida.

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We apologize for this brief lapse of reality.

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Hollywood survival tip #87: If it smells like roofies, drink it anyway. Just get cell video of the giver, for future negotiations.

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My body hair has gotten to an unruly length, must trim soon. Some cancer kid is gonna get a *great* new wig!

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Alfred Pennyworth is Batman's batman.

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The most annoying thing about clickbait is that it works.

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‪TV pitch: It's the character arc of Breaking Bad, but instead of being a chemistry teacher he’s a rookie cop, and instead of making meth he’s a cop‬

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@tedelliott.bsky.social Long time no see. I hope things are groovy with you.

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The A.I. Bros who refuse to acknowledge that training A.I up on the internet (which is racist and sexist) will create A.I. that is racist and sexist have a good reason for their refusal: It would force them to admit that the internet has trained them to be racist and sexist themselves.

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all witnesses.

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They say it's a dog-eat-dog world. But what if the people who say that just want an excuse to act like a dog?

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The trick to having great ideas is to have a lot of ideas and the willingness to ignore almost all of them.

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