basketchase.bsky.social
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hi emmy! hai!!! hi!!!
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After a while my bedrotting and despair also gets twinges of boredom and shame mixed in so in addition to freezing and feeling like I can’t make decisions the entire time my brain is like “god this is so cringe.”
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Do you need a mop
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Are you in The Menu (2022) per chance
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“Slutty? I thought you said putty!”
I’ll show myself out.
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I’d sleep in my car over an Airbnb
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Expressing your emotions but in a caged animal hissing and spitting sort of way
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That’s what zippers are there for
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She’s just trying to play that’s how they learn how to hunt in the wild
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Mainly from what I’ve been able to observe and testimonials from his baby mommas/children he:
1. Doesn’t want any daughters to a pathological degree.
2. He needs IVF because his botched penis implant made him either impotent, infertile, or both.
You should see the leaked “legion” texts.
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Not to mention he’s also using IVF to selectively breed designer babies
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Who could ever reject you
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People like her need to be hunt down and shot. There is no longer any room for debate left in their minds.
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Cannot seem to explain enough to people that citizenship will not protect you from what’s coming.
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This would fix me
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With every fiber of my being I need Maya to be there when he says this
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Money equals power.
Power equals camel.
Camel equal five celery sticks.
FIVE. Quid pro quo.
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*wipes the drool off the corner of your mouth with my thumb*
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I often wonder if this is what happened in some of my past relationships. Things that never made sense to me due to a lack of communication might not have a real answer as to why, because it probably no longer makes sense to them now when it might have at the time. Disorganized attachment style.
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The only legitimate reason to dislike HR is to dislike the specific HR at your own company when they are ineffectual at their jobs and don’t take complaints seriously. However, using that to paint the entire idea of HR with the same brush and assume it’s that bad EVERYWHERE is pant-on-head stupid.
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I will accept people willing to rehabilitate their beliefs and values as long as I am not responsible for their emotional labor in doing so
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He’s like the lawful good version of the wonderbread guy
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*set you up
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It’s like that old wildlife identification pun.
“Can anyone name this bird?” “Yes. I shall call him Gregory.”
This recursive function in my code will be named Larry so any time I need some recursion I can tell the program to call Larry and he’ll see you up.
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Yeah. Defining functions feels more borrowed from math than from language but at the same time it feels more like creating a shorthand or nickname for a process to be called elsewhere in the program.
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If you think about it coding is just grammar at the end of the day. That’s why we call it syntax.
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Soon to be followed by dreams where your dad becomes Matt Damon
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Like switching places with each other completely or homogenizing them until they are equivalently more and less depraved and polite respectively?
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Exactly. It’s always “not all men” when talking about violence against women but the second their girlfriend wants to look nice when she goes out or when she spends time with her guy friends suddenly they “know how all guys think.” They need to “protect” women but can’t say what from out loud.
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“My name is Edgeworth. I made the updated autopsy report. It was difficult to put the evidence together.”
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Chris Bores for president he will save us from recession and from ghosts
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This is something with all of her writing where the good guys are understood to be good and the bad guys are understood to be bad based on some kind of nebulous moral imperative that starts and ends with “because the author says so.”
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Did I say $2 million I meant $25 million
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If you don’t get hypnotized first then you’re not gonna hold still enough to let yourself get tied up I think it makes perfect sense
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Your hair is so pretty omg
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I’m out of the loop but didn’t she also set up Julian Assange
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Thank god
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Armed resistance is often justified and vandalism is more ethical than murder. Shove the fence you’re sitting on all the way up your ass.
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Wait I don’t think hot to go is about takeout
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Jorassikin it
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This is the most crybaby shit lmao
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Megaman X chromosome
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These people need to be hunt down and shot
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*places a large barrel bomb* *places a large barrel bomb*