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Lmfao my dad had a question for my dude about some sort of car insurance thing for my sister and he cc'd me on the email like he's got me on retainer

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DID THE REST OF Y'ALL KNOW ABOUT AKON'S SENEGALESE CRYPTO CITY?!?!

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I just feel like maybe I actually DON'T need a push notification, an email, and a text message all telling me that I paid my credit card bill but what do I know

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Perfection. No notes 👌🏻

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I want what he has

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for our british friends unfamiliar with it: it’s basically just how the right says the n-word without having to actually say it at this point

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Declaring it the Summer of Ska

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Illinois today

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This might be the most reasonable take on drinking I have ever read

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An actual onion someone chose for my sister's pickup grocery order today. She's a mood, this onion. She's been through it.

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There is an incredible argument on my timeline right now where the factions seem to be split along the lines of Elon Musk Fans and People Who Are Pro-Breathing

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ok this is wildly wrong, the worst place on earth at the least tecnologically advanced time in the history of the human species was still more habitable because it had a breathable atmosphere

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I am all about the adult sippy cup lifestyle

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“alcohol actually shares a mechanism of action in the central nervous system with ketamine” yeah I don’t think alcohol makes you likely to make good decisions either and if it wasn’t part of civilization’s path to nutrition such that it gets a historical exemption it’d be looked at more askance too

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Please help... my son, he is addicted to Drug

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off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? try eating bag of clementines you certaintly will not regret eating bag of clementines

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The pineapple wanter has entered the chat

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My dude is having bro time playing COD with his buddies and he's shamelessly stealing Texan valor lecturing his friend from Michigan about how you can't get Mexican food delivered and what kind of rookie are you that you didn't get queso because queso is mandatory. I am so charmed by this lmao

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(re)appropriation of ~ patriotic ~ signifiers for left-wing causes is among my favorite genres of visual joke and this absolutely slipslaps

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My hobby is spending hours and hours agonizing between multiple options of similar products then making an impulsive snap decision to get something completely different.

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Blaming musk for the 300,000 deaths lets the US Government off the hook, btw.

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Today seems like a great day for a whole lot of people to read through the Wikipedia pages on yellow journalism and Joseph Pulitzer. Anyways please enjoy this cartoon from 1888.

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Hint: Palantir has been a long-time fed collaborator. Thank you for being a decade plus late to the party.

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