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Power has dipped four times in the past 15 minutes. Just a couple seconds at a time. Figure it out. #stlwx

I got an electric scooter last week to buzz around the city in, and I absolutely love it so far. Here's the thing, though: regarding "scoot" as a verb, e.g. "I scooted here", what's the past participle? I reject "has/have/had scooted" - too boring. Scooten? Scot? Something else?

go back to Virginia you snake

Absolutely hilarious for the Leafs. Never change.

Are you telling me a twice baked this potato?!

My #eurovision top 5: 1) Finland 2) Lithuania 3) Estonia 4) Italy 5) Albania honorable mentions to Armenia and Sweden

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

important tribute from adam sandler to morris, the alligator from happy gilmore who just passed away at 80+ years old. rip.

HBO should just keep changing their name. All publicity is good publicity, and it gets people talking. It's like Taco Bell switching up their menu all the damn time. It works.

I just learned that there is an anime called Library War, in which the Library Defense Force fights against evil government censorship. Hell yes. Sounds like a good watch, given *gestures broadly*

Tiger Balm is the most relaxing sensation ever. Like if I could just walk around all the time with my muscles getting blasted with menthol and camphor, sign me up. I'd smell like an old Chinese man but idc

Never trust anyone named Reagan. If my parents named me Reagan, I'd have changed my name the day I turned 18.

Listen, if I can get Italian beef and Malört at Mass, I'll start going again. So I'm keeping an open mind.

Cubs fans are gonna be even more insufferable now. But on the bright side, I am quite confident that Raymond Burke is extremely butthurt rn

AMERICAN PONTIFF / STAY AWAY FROM ME / AMERICAN PONTIFF / IN THE HOLY SEE

see, this is what happens when you work with a bunch of Catholics

WE GOT A POPE

Me, mentally preparing myself for a long conclave and/or anyone not named Tagle winning:

Young priest! there's no need to feel down there's a Country! That's inside of a town you can Go there! Now ol Frank's underground and you choose a new guy (bom bom bom bom bom) It's fun to vote for a P O P E

I don't know what a Met Gala is, and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.

Lots of angry, polarizing takes on the Blues on here rn. This is not the time for hyperbolic talk radio clickbait. I am taking this time to be grateful that St. Louis has a hockey team, they are not total ass, they are fun to watch, and they are not going anywhere. Amen.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. #stlblues

Well, I had an interesting Sunday night, how 'bout you?

Double...

Ozempic advertising on hockey boards?! Drug advertising should be illegal but especially trendy drugs

I love how Canadians are all in on "we are on native land that our dogshit ancestors shamelessly and criminally stole." More of that in the US, please

As a fan of Team Chaos, I find the lack of rain at the F1 race to be a massive disappointment. DRS isn't cutting it - they need some metaphorical "blue shells" to make things more interesting. e.g. make everyone go on softs or super softs.

Happy Cerveza Cristal day to all who celebrate

shithole country

Regardless of the results, fuck Bob Baffert

This year's Derby:

The average Canadian has three friends.

April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.

The biggest divide is not between “right” and “left." It’s between democracy and oligarchy. The billionaires who control our economy and democracy seek to divide us. They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see that they have all the wealth and power.

This is not a drill. St. Louis City SC have scored a goal.