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I hope God exists just so He can send this bitch right to Hell.

Gone Girl is David Fincher's best film.

The fact someone called Mark Harris, a very famous gay writer, straight is really funny.

The Pope exists and he's American.

I hope someone at Ebert Fest asks Francis Ford Coppola about being buddy buddy with convicted child rapist Victor Salva.

Very interesting how any criticism towards Warfare is responded with "it's based on this guys memories/pov", as if this isn't THE perspective dominated by virtually all Western movies about the war in Iraq/middle east?

BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him. Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.

Rewatching Titanic and how did the movie ever become a punchline? The craft is insane.

I know a fun play with Roy Cohn in it

I think what's kept me from full on loving Se7en is that the script gives up on the "seven deadly sins" concept. John Doe is like "yeah, I killed this woman because she's obsessed with her beauty." Feels a bit too underbaked. And no, the film isn't commenting on Doe and his laziness.

Anyone who watches that Sam Seder Jubilee video isn't allowed to complain about loss of braincells. You knew what you were getting into.

FORCING WOKE LIBERALS TO WATCH BLAZING SADDLES

The thing I wish more democrats understood is Republicans are going to complain ether way. Might as well do shit and tell them to fuck off.

If pro gun leftists want to convince GenZ to adopt guns maybe don't shoot down every worry they have.

If Timothée Chalamet won for A Complete Unknown I wouldn't have been mad but I'm somewhat relieved he didn't win for that performance. I hope the Academy doesn't edge him for too long, though.

As someone who hasn't seen, and probably never will now, Emilia Perez I'll say I'm Not A Robot is the worst win of the night. The longest 20 minutes of my life. A one joke short.

at no point in this piece does barro actually identify specific democratic politicians who are guilty of the sins he has accused them of.

Recalling when a popular Letterboxd user called Joker 2 a "noble failure" and with all due respect, that is a braindead take. It's the equivalent of calling the Cyber Truck a noble failure. Todd Philips is a rich Hollywood asshole who was nominated for Best Director and still felt not respected.

I know the world is bad and all, but all I really want is a 35mm scan of On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

Love when people's rebuttal to any Oscar talk is "NO ONE WILL REMEMBER THESE MOVIES IN A CENTURY." So? The job of the Oscars -- or any critic, really -- isn't to predict the future. A handful of movies will be remembered by time. The vast majority will be forgotten. It's how it works.

Fucking insane. Jesus Christ.

went to screenings of both Schindler's List and Munich today some thoughts: on Schindler's List, for all the conversation over the years about the ethics of the filmmaking, the focus on heroism in the storyline, etc, nobody seems to talk about it being a movie about the economies of genocide

The Dark Knight Rises is the best of the Nolan Trilogy

When we the gays become obsessed with 2011's Tinker Tailor Solider Spy?

Man...he likes Elon Musk. Kind of ruins the mystique.