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The "dream" of headlining night one of a buy one get one free extravaganza. 🤼‍♂️

See also, liberation day.

Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

I did not expect this cabinet to be worse than the first one THIS FAST. Shows what I know. Morons.

You know how in monster movies the villagers will form a Posse and chase it in order to "put it down"? Do that to that oaf John Fetterman.

AEW should do the following: - Either end or refresh Mox/DR angle - Unify the CC and International title - Quit doing start/stop pushes - Do something with DG/TNT title - Do something w/trios belts #wrestlesky #AEW (this post shouldn't backfire in anyway w/people taking wrestling too seriously)

The Outrunners keep inspiring me to keep on running hot. @truthmagnum.bsky.social #wrestlesky

I really enjoy Hangman/MJF. This is going to be fun. Especially if Hangman becomes a pyromaniac again. #AEW

Time for the greatest sport ever: baseball.

Hey I see you struggling and just want you to remember you can always do that somewhere more private

Ding dong is one of my favorite insults.

My spine is as durable as a pretzel stick.

I just really like wrestling. #wrestlesky

Man, I have high hopes @aewdynamite.bsky.social @allelitewrestling.com can cheer me up tonight after this ridiculously stupid start to my year. #wrestlesky

Accidentally had World's End spoiled for me. Still gonna watch. #wrestlesky

My son is being a little baby Krampus. I wonder if Hangman approves. #AEW #wrestlesky

I need Ospreay and Darby to run it back after last night. #wrestlesky #AEW

I stretched wrong and ended up in the ER. I'm only 36. Why.

Savage af.

Bart Simpson has done it. Sadly Homer Simpson couldn't over come Dallas's greatest weaknesses... playing wininng football past October

This is amazing.

We had my son's birthday party yesterday since he's turning one. When we gave him his smash cake, instead of smashing it, he just shoved his face into it. Cut out the middle man with his face. I was so proud.

If you want to smell of anus, and armpits:

Boy Eric Bischoff sure is something. Not sure exactly what that something is. #wrestlesky

Best tag team name of all time (that isn't Tekno Team 2000): Miracle Violence Connection #wrestlesky

This is correct

Here's hoping my kid doesn't have any upper respiratory or ear infection. Ugh.

Big foobaww games today and wrestling. Happy Saturday!

Turkey day always leads to regret... Jk

Oh. Oh this is going to rule.