beaker66.bsky.social
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Januarysixth is the next federal holiday.
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Coming Soon:
Trump Proposes January 6 Replace Juneteenth As National Holiday
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Why not just disband the CIA? He’s going by his gut.
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Someone has to have put together a supercut of all of the “two week” promises. It’d be at least an hour just with the first term promise to release his “beautiful health plan in two weeks”. Nine years later…
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“While it’s true I cannot solve the current worldwide conflicts I actually promised to fix, I’d like to have had a crack at the war between the states.”
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Smarmy drunk prick
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It’s funny that not even his Director of National Intelligence knows what he’s going to do since he froze her out of meetings. 🤣
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Please don’t tell me they’ve ruined bourbon now. It’s bad enough I can’t fly a flag outside my house without worrying people think I’m armed to the teeth and hate brown people.
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He’d never do this to Trump. Not in a million years.
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I prefer these conversations happen with both participants armed.
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The best poles.
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Another Lewandowski victim.
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Every administration needs a DNI for just the Russia related stuff and then another one for everything else. That’s just science.
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“…his public threat this morning to assassinate a head of state notwithstanding.”
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“He makes these other leaders submit to his dominance. There is no safe word with Dear Leader. He imposes his savage will on them <breathing grows heavier> with his…sinewy, centaur like body…”<cuts to commercial>
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I also enjoy the “thank you for your attention to this matter” sign offs for everything now. Khamenei isn’t sure if he just got an assassination warning or an overdraft notice from his bank.
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Tulsi really needs to get those security briefings converted into puppet shows to get the orange toddler’s attention.
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Giving huge tax cuts to rich donors is their entire reason for being in office. See Paul Ryan.
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Don’t forget the requisite “nobody’s more violent than the libtard rioters.” Circle complete.
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“Free cases of expired Trump Steaks and Trump Water with every new activation.”
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I do enjoy the fact that it’s clear a little bit more of his soul gets eaten away each day.
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He’d much prefer watching some protesters get mowed down.
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“Remember that criminal conspiracy we did when the FBI subpoenaed all the documents?” (laughing)
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Was the catheter visible?
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“And then I reminded him that I had boasted about ending his war on my first day in office. We both laughed heartily. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
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No kidding. “Hey, Soros…over here!”
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He’s creating jobs!
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“Paid thugs.” Best of both worlds.
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I’m looking forward to Trump calling hundreds of thousands of people across the country “paid protesters.”
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I think somebody probably tried to “explain that” in 7th grade World History but you were too busy planning a lifetime of fucking people over.
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Norm The Doggy Killer
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…it’s just a Thursday.
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Just had another one of those “he’s actually the fucking president” moments.
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Shades of Hannity trying to sane wash Trump in real time.
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Burgum, like so many of them, used to be a semi normal Republican. He’s a billionaire. You wonder if he’ll look back on his death bed and ask why he thought this was worth it.
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When you realize the entire MAGA movement is just one giant troll and they get off on how much non MAGA hates him, it makes things much easier to explain.
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I can’t wait to read about how crazy all of these people are.
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The more articulate “good people on both sides.”
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Based on the backdrop, I have no doubt the interviewer was really holding his feet to the fire.
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“The president will first talk to the Fed and he’ll reserve the Reserve for a separate meeting.”
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Wait…you mean DOGE didn’t conduct a thorough review of those contracts before the bromance ended?
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“I mean, we couldn’t get him on the obvious financial crimes. Can we get him on the auto pen and remove him from office now?”
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Drunkseth reading from his own fan fic
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“Sorry, your governor didn’t grovel enough. Enjoy the destruction!”
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Just as DOGE thoroughly reviewed all of Elon’s multi billion $$ government contracts.
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Trump would crow “peace through strength” and the former party of Reagan would lap it up.
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Whenever one of the lizard people try to pass as human, there will invariably be tells.