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Studied art in the Big Eighties https://www.instagram.com/lanning2129/ The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back. It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room... Available at Amazon. Hilarious animal noir passages by @caldmurchfield.bsky.social
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The pretty colors!

Sorry I handed you the pepper grinder when you asked for the kaleidoscope.

Children of a Lesser Viking Cruise

Boy, I'm glad he changed his name. Think of the confusion. Thanks, Ai!

Me: “it was a good death” The movie:

Me: “it was a good death” The movie:

Me: “it was a good death” The movie:

My favorite moment in almost every Danny DeVito role is when an unsuspecting mark momentarily trips up one of his schemes. He'll look to the side with a worried look to recalculate his approach and get right back into the grift. I just love watching him be a slimeball, is all.

IMMA SQUIRTER (relax you pervy humans)

I hope this clears up recent difficulties.

Animals hate the 'human' race but would never use weapons against us, even if they could, because they know better.

#FrogFearFriday #FridayThe13th

frogs act strange on #FrogFearFriday

#FrogFearFriday

watch out for those angry frogs today #FrogFearFriday

Children of the Corn Except on Viking Cruises

#BookSky

my grandpa was illiterate so i have no idea if this ouija board is working or not

Who up workin on their silly little book? ✨🍄✨ #WeirdLittleMushroomFolk

I keep a bottle of quinine water on my bedside table each night in the event I should be visited by the gin fairy

Really looking forward to the No Kinks protest tomorrow I fucken hate Ray Davies

#FearFrogFriday #FrogFearFriday #FridayFrogFear #Puppetless

All the flower pots knocked over this morning so now I’m Elmer Fudd except instead of a wabbit it’s a wascally wacoon

#bales2025moviechallenge #filmsky 📽️ @infinitybuilder.bsky.social @sinnapomme.bsky.social @januarymovie.bsky.social @bramblejim.bsky.social @quirkyfilms.bsky.social @omacolt.bsky.social @tadool.bsky.social @stonegasman.bsky.social @aillsley3.bsky.social 13-unlucky HELP!

Ol Hickory

#GiveAGiftToASong Let it Be...Chocolates!

#GiveAGiftToASong How about this: Cake Me On

No Children of the Damned Viking Cruise

Old Yeller #AlternateDisneyTitles

#AlternateDisneyTitles Beds and Brooms

#AlternateDisneyTitles The Lyin' King

#AlternateDisneyTitles 101 Damnations

Snow White & The Jello Pudding Pop Man #AlternateDisneyTitles

#PutAFilmToBed The Dark Knight ‘Nite

#AlternateDisneyTitles 101 Billion Dollarmations

Good evening and welcome to #MeowlMadness! Let’s play #AlternateDisneyTitles. Give us a follow, please and follow @calendargirlbot.bsky.social for more info and #HashtagGame fun.🦉

If you see this post snow:

If you see this post snow:

The sky was angry that day my friends #Costanza

Iggy is usually all I can handle. Iggy AND Biggy is too much. youtu.be/ygDHplNNqLo?...