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I both simultaneously can and can't believe it's not butter.

#YouShouldKnowByNowThat I don't play nice with others

#YouShouldKnowByNowThat he's not throwing that stick.

I THINK YOU'RE A BIG PIECE OF CHEESE!

Watching people show the proud boys the door is good for the soul

@mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social I'm one of many that abandoned Twitter. Still like your lines and the hirsute @nickofferman.bsky.social

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Childish. Newsday.com/matt

@mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social ! Glad you're here!

For all their glowing, luxurious, and castrated beauty, artificially generated political cartoons lack the humanity and insight of work by humans like Matt Davies. #-ai

cellular organisms don't need wifi

I've got a set of scented marketers.

🇺🇸 The Official Song Of The Day 🏳️‍🌈

Many still feel nature should be tamed.

Gram said those crows must have lights in their nests (she meant nests on the light poles). Either way, I imagine it would provide a nice atmosphere.

It would be difficult, but I may survive without straws.

My son doesn't want to be a Data Scrubber.

Tom Waits in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

#Bales2025FilmChallenge @infinitybuilder.bsky.social @themovieprofessor.bsky.social 6/15: Musician In Film Role Bette Midler as Rose in The Rose

#RichOrPoorCelebsAndBands Johnny Cashless

a blessing find before the protest Red tailed hawks are with us.! they know

NO KINGS DAY I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did.

the gnods find your lack of swag disturbing

Time to whip em out! It’s #HotStickSaturday

I guess I won't be visiting my favorite Italian restaurant today. #NoKingsDay

found where the cable car lives at night 🙂

“What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!”

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“Gumby, how ‘bout you shut yer trap for 5 seconds, so mommy can enjoy her steaming cup of I Don’t Give A Fuck.”

Finally, at the home of the big macaroni and cheese. Twas a day, for sure. 🥴

Everyone asking how can you have Spaceballs 2 without John Candy—completely unaware of their implicit Joan Rivers erasure.

The Kids Are Alright. We Assume. -Viking Cruises

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