bearddbrad.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

So, I found reddit, fell down a rabbit hole and haven't been able to crawl out yet. It's..... Bluesky is my Facebook, and reddit is my cocaine.

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@mcuban.bsky.social will this affect cost plus?

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When you get your new hoodie and it fits, it's super soft, and it's tariff free!!

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So Trump says he talked with Lee Iacocca, who's over 5 years dead, about the tariffs. We'll just put that in pile over here with Hannibal Lecter, sharks v batteries in boats, World Trade Center on 7-11, injecting bleach for Covid.....

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It's 7:36 am and my wife's on the phone with someone and already asking for a Manager. So I'm gonna go ahead and look busy now.

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It's 7:36 am and my wife's speaking the phone with someone and already asking for a Manager. So I'm gonna go ahead and look busy AF now.

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I lost my weed in a series of very small fires.

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I feel uncomfortable everywhere.

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The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed.

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"A friend" said I should try "eating clean", and after reading what a weekly menu could look like, I have decided I don't need that kind of "friend" in my life, and I would rather have heart disease

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When a woman says she's close to finishing", think "2 minutes left in the fourth quarter of a basketball game and both teams have all of their timeouts" close.

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Being married is like being in AA. Hello, my name is Brad and Im a married man. It's been 6 months since my last decision. I had the urge to have an opinion the other day but thankfully my sponsor came over and talked me down off that ledge. I avoided arguments today, let's hope that carries tomorro

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Birds chirping, windows open, crackheads on their bikes. Spring is here.

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@govandybeshear.bsky.social Tariffs on electricity to Wi. Mi, and NY start tomorrow to some 1.5 million homes. This is in retaliation to one man. I thank Trump for doing one thing, and that was unifying the Canadian people. #DontPokeTheGoose

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@govandybeshear.bsky.social about Canadian provinces pulling liquor from the stores. This stops the sales in any bar or restaurant that serve your products as well. They purchase said products from the Province liquor control boards. The product isn't paid for from you as it's on consignment.

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Every time a bird poops on my car I eat a plate of wings on the porch just to show them what I am capable of.

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Now that John Cena isn’t cool I gotta say something… I’ve been able to see him this whole time.

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Facial hair DOES NOT make you a man. My step-sister got a mustache too

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We may be divided politically, but we can all come together to say, with no due respect, the Dallas Cowboys suck! #Truth #fucktrump

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Just got my electricity bill and I believe I got charged for the sunlight, the moonlight, the street light, the light of my life, the speed of light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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If you are happy and you are stoned clap your hands!

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I overheard someone say "stop being the 'go to' person for someone you can't go to." I felt that.

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If your wife tells you to do whatever you want, the last thing you should do (and I can’t stress this enough) is whatever you want.

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Don't set your GPS text to voice to Matthew McConaughey, because you will never go left again!

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Ever look at someone and think "They eat bananas cause of the shape, not the taste"?

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Imagine being rich enough that you don't have to watch YouTube videos every time something in your house breaks.

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I was asked "If you run naked thru a mall for 10 minutes and received $100k, would you do it?" I don't think I could run for 10 minutes.

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Life Hack: Turn any sofa into a sofabed by simply telling your wife to "calm down". Thank me later

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Is buttcheek one word or should I spread them apart? Don't delete me.

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My toxic trait is I assume people have common sense and get mad when they don't.

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I'm jealous of people who know how to shut the fuck up. I shut up and subtitles come out on my face.

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How much you want to bet that jellyfish are kinda pissed there are no peanut butter fish.

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Never eating at that Subway again. I waited for 36 minutes and not a single employee came and washed my hands. What the heck is the "Employees must wash hands" sign there for?

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How the heck does Dawn soap clean oil off a duck but not the red stain off a spaghetti bowl 🍝

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I found out today that you shouldn’t ask a parent that has a kid on a leash if he’s a rescue.

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My daughter is 13, and recently discovered "Deez Nuts" jokes. If she has the opportunity, she says it. It's Deez Nuts all the time. So I asked her where she heard it, (see who the hooligan is she is hanging with). She made me promise she wouldn't be in trouble, I said of course. "Deez Nuts told me"

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My wife gave me a "just because" gift. It's a bath bomb, but is suspiciously shaped like a toaster and she said that I should plug it in when I use it. Wish me luck

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I just had a physical. The doctor said "Ok, don't eat anything fatty." I said "Like Burgers and Bacon?" He said "No Fatty, don't eat anything."

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You think eggs are expensive, try fertilizing one.

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