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In 1975 Mr. Rogers invited Margaret Hamilton (The Wicked Witch of the West) onto Mister Rogers' Neighborhood in order to teach children that there are fundamentally evil people on this earth and not even killing them can keep them away

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

cheeky parts house

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

River has ennui

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

BRING BACK SAXOPHONE SOLOS IN ROCK N ROLL

submitted 53 days ago • 319 comments

seems overly complicated to get zoning approval for a ziggurat these days

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Skill issue. One time I went to Norway and got invited to a bunch of cool parties

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I see a lot of talk like "AI is here to stay. Get used to it. You'll be fine, buttercup" and I would take that more seriously if a single talented or interesting person was embracing it

submitted 60 days ago • 25 comments

The George Jetson future we were promised came out all wrong. Mr. Spacely is consolidating power, the robots farm us for data instead of cleaning the house, and somehow the button pushing job is actually soul draining

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

A very excited dog: this is a gray letter day

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody's made me an honorary anything lately

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

look at my daughter

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Review of the songs just released by Felix Da Housecat: Sounds like a montage in a movie based on an Irvine Welsh novel. Pretty good but very upsetting. Don't need to hear them again

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody wants AI we just want regular headphone ports on our phones

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law

submitted 70 days ago • 226 comments

sorry for the spoiler but it's too fuckin big and it looks like shit

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

You ever made out on the back of a pennyfarthing? You want to?

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 74 days ago • 9 comments

liminal spaces or whatever

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

win pure TITANIUM PYRAMIDS

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Taco Bell gave me mild sauce when I asked for Diablo. Who the hell do you think I am

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

This one of a kind replica is unmatched.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

The other night I correctly identified an ~03 IS300 on Harvey Birdman Attorney At Law (if you zoom in it's mislabeled as an ES300) and I will be riding that high as far as it will take me

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Spent all day making french onion soup. what a labor intensive thing to choose. I think it came out ok, I'm not a huge french onion soup guy, I just wanted to prove I could caramelize 5lbs of onions

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

I bet if we rebranded food & medical supplies as anti communist we could save a lot of lives

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

and i will be the one to hold you down punch you so hard i'll take your lunch money

submitted 81 days ago • 5 comments

How my local Starbucks lets me know they're "angy" at me

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

This deserves to be way behind “playing Instagram videos with sound on a plane” in the hate crime queue

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Who is Luke anyway and why is he the authority on when something is kind of warm

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

I was mad about appliances that could brick via a bad firmware update or lapsed subscription, but now I get to worry that my appliances will become racist

submitted 91 days ago • 3 comments

new most versatile video title dropped

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

May tomorrow be better than today for you and me both

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

if you needed someone to be hot, naive, and a little podunk in the 90s, you couldn't do any better than Juliette Lewis

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments