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supporter of truth, justice, and the Gulf of Mexico Restore the Constitution. Reconstruct the republic.
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submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

He killed USAID Gutted national parks If you believe him now Please

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I haven't been this conflicted about a rooting interest since the last Ole Miss v. Alabama football game.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

He killed USAID Gutted national parks If you believe him now Please

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The first part of this Paul Reubens documentary is confusing, as I was assured gender fluidity was invented in the 2010s.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Today. Tomorrow. Forever: Fuck Elon Musk

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Two Mitch McConnells ago, the Civil War hadn't even started yet.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I am the only one with clarity of purpose.

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

"Dad, what's a 'knave'?" "A rapscallion who delights in a jape."

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Joe Biden fell off his bike. This man could not explain how a bike works.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Side effect of my Andor hangover: everyday encounters where people are just making conversation have me like, "This electrician is asking too many questions."

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

USA's most embarrassing moment since...Monday?

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Also you cannot fly the Statue of Liberty to a country with favorable extradition laws.

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Frankly, I don't think RFKj swims in enough sewage.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Trump administration officials use a lot of words to explain why they're importing Afrikaners into the United States when they only need to use fourteen.

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

When it's not a Republican, corruption means meeting someone on a tarmac or voting by mail or what email servers they use. When it's a Republican, the meaning of corruption is elusive and ethereal, a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. Who can really truly know what it means to be corrupt?

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

My son and I were at an impasse. I said we would leave for school in 5 minutes. He said, how about 10 minutes? I said, how about 3 minutes? He said, 5 minutes sounds good. We have agreed to an historic deal on school leave time.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

Absolute Sinema

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

May the Eleventh Be With You

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

Just seeing this made me anxious.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

How much money could you raise if you raffled off a chance to hit Stephen Miller in the face with a baseball bat? I don't want to speculate, but I suspect it's near a "fund free healthcare for everyone in the country" amount.

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

It's not like they're gonna start arresting judges or elected officials. Calm down.

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Elated at the Rümeysa Öztürk decision. But I don't think being released after six weeks of detainment after never having committed a crime is evidence that the rule of law prevails or the guardrails are holding.

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Oh god thank you. and if you’re in her community Do not ever let her walk alone anywhere again for the foreseeable future

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

The sea was angry that day, my friends.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Dopes Say Nope to Woke Pope

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Playing the most dangerous game: waiting to see how much pizza my kids will eat so I can decide if I'm going to have a sensible dinner or absolutely go to town.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

This is worse than making a horse a senator.

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Oh I guess EVERYTHING is Chicago now!

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

If finding J.D. Vance off-putting disqualified you from a job, unemployment would skyrocket.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Didn't American Pope win the Preakness in 1977?

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Abe Lincoln's mom didn't die of milk sick for this.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

Love of the halfling's leaf has slowed my mind.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

I cannot overstate how far that particular skill has gotten me in my career, and how much praise and acclaim you will win for being able to search and think your way through problems you weren’t directly trained to handle. Relying on AI robs you of that skill and any chance to develop it

submitted 29 days ago • 8 comments

One jet falls in the ocean, shame on you. Two jets fall in the ocean, shame on me. Three jets fall in the ocean...won't get fooled again.

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

Lauren Boebert tweeting "MON MOTHMA IS NO LONGER IN THE SENATE CHAMBER"

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

I hope every single country that gets a letter tells Trump to kiss their entire ass. This is ludicrous.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment