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supporter of truth, justice, and the Gulf of Mexico Restore the Constitution. Reconstruct the republic.
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Respect the troops (who want you dead).

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Distracted myself late last night by watching reaction videos again. I don't think it's fair to spring Primus on unsuspecting young people of the 21st century.

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He killed USAID Gutted national parks If you believe him now Please

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I haven't been this conflicted about a rooting interest since the last Ole Miss v. Alabama football game.

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He killed USAID Gutted national parks If you believe him now Please

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The first part of this Paul Reubens documentary is confusing, as I was assured gender fluidity was invented in the 2010s.

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Today. Tomorrow. Forever: Fuck Elon Musk

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Two Mitch McConnells ago, the Civil War hadn't even started yet.

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I am the only one with clarity of purpose.

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"Dad, what's a 'knave'?" "A rapscallion who delights in a jape."

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Joe Biden fell off his bike. This man could not explain how a bike works.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Side effect of my Andor hangover: everyday encounters where people are just making conversation have me like, "This electrician is asking too many questions."

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

USA's most embarrassing moment since...Monday?

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Also you cannot fly the Statue of Liberty to a country with favorable extradition laws.

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Frankly, I don't think RFKj swims in enough sewage.

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Trump administration officials use a lot of words to explain why they're importing Afrikaners into the United States when they only need to use fourteen.

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When it's not a Republican, corruption means meeting someone on a tarmac or voting by mail or what email servers they use. When it's a Republican, the meaning of corruption is elusive and ethereal, a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. Who can really truly know what it means to be corrupt?

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My son and I were at an impasse. I said we would leave for school in 5 minutes. He said, how about 10 minutes? I said, how about 3 minutes? He said, 5 minutes sounds good. We have agreed to an historic deal on school leave time.

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Absolute Sinema

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May the Eleventh Be With You

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Just seeing this made me anxious.

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How much money could you raise if you raffled off a chance to hit Stephen Miller in the face with a baseball bat? I don't want to speculate, but I suspect it's near a "fund free healthcare for everyone in the country" amount.

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It's not like they're gonna start arresting judges or elected officials. Calm down.

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Elated at the Rümeysa Öztürk decision. But I don't think being released after six weeks of detainment after never having committed a crime is evidence that the rule of law prevails or the guardrails are holding.

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Oh god thank you. and if you’re in her community Do not ever let her walk alone anywhere again for the foreseeable future

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The sea was angry that day, my friends.

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Dopes Say Nope to Woke Pope

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Playing the most dangerous game: waiting to see how much pizza my kids will eat so I can decide if I'm going to have a sensible dinner or absolutely go to town.

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This is worse than making a horse a senator.

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Oh I guess EVERYTHING is Chicago now!

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If finding J.D. Vance off-putting disqualified you from a job, unemployment would skyrocket.

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Didn't American Pope win the Preakness in 1977?

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Abe Lincoln's mom didn't die of milk sick for this.

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Love of the halfling's leaf has slowed my mind.

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I cannot overstate how far that particular skill has gotten me in my career, and how much praise and acclaim you will win for being able to search and think your way through problems you weren’t directly trained to handle. Relying on AI robs you of that skill and any chance to develop it

submitted 34 days ago • 8 comments

One jet falls in the ocean, shame on you. Two jets fall in the ocean, shame on me. Three jets fall in the ocean...won't get fooled again.

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