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Meet Bagel.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

It’s fine, he’s just got all your personal data. 💊💉

submitted 3 days ago • 415 comments

Apple is really fixing these AI problems.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Seems bad

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

What Gamehendge sounds like to non-Phish fans.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 47 comments

Am I being an idiot, or can you not get account-specific notifications? For @phish.com setlists, for example.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Ham Party!

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

RFK Jr is a lot of things, but a fucking asshole is the first that comes to mind.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Suggestion: Tell Siri to put on some live Jerry Garcia Band on Sunday morning and just leave it on all day.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I have been influenced.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

"Yes, there’s danger in opening our gates to this statue. But there’s also danger in keeping it out… the danger of eroding the sanctity of the gift-giving process."

submitted 72 days ago • 60 comments

Just found this old photo I ask a friend to take a random mall in Mexico.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Wrote this 15 years ago (egads) about the Hampton Fluffhead: beaucolburn.com/post/6449497...

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I love The Royal Tenenbaums so much.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Watching journalistic organizations lobotomize themselves to avoid the wrath of the wannabe king betrays everything I was taught about journalism and it sickens me.

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

submitted 96 days ago • 7 comments

We need to bring back violence against people who use the r-slur.

submitted 99 days ago • 24 comments

My reminder sounds like a new LA restaurant circa 2012.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

@gruber.foo re: hashflags, not too long ago (at least just pre-Elon, before they fired their music team) you could get the hashflags for free as part of the right music promotion...

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Putin Wins Election

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Holy shit I’ve literally been waiting for this update for, like, 15 years. 9to5mac.com/2025/02/11/a...

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you Meta for finally addressing my biggest problem with your apps (they protect my privacy too much)

submitted 112 days ago • 66 comments

Heard a democrat on the news say, in essence, “the timing is absolutely critical… we’ve scheduled a meeting for Wednesday to discuss.”

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and realized you don’t need to look that closely to tell my 9yo gave me my last haircut.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.

submitted 112 days ago • 82 comments

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

submitted 113 days ago • 291 comments

Actually surprised Dave Portnoy hasn’t been offered a cabinet role.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Hell yeah. Hold the line. This is what we need people to do. Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.

submitted 115 days ago • 2116 comments

#booksky reviewers, bookstagrammers, bloggers, podcasters—if you’re on NetGalley, my trad debut paranormal horror-thriller is available to request! A bit about the story below. Thank you @crookedlanebooks.bsky.social 🖤🖤🖤🖤

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

Thinking about blogging again.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments