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I wish the Democratic Party was alive to see this.

Hampton finally.

Meet Bagel.

It’s fine, he’s just got all your personal data. 💊💉

Apple is really fixing these AI problems.

Seems bad

What Gamehendge sounds like to non-Phish fans.

Am I being an idiot, or can you not get account-specific notifications? For @phish.com setlists, for example.

Ham Party!

RFK Jr is a lot of things, but a fucking asshole is the first that comes to mind.

Suggestion: Tell Siri to put on some live Jerry Garcia Band on Sunday morning and just leave it on all day.

I have been influenced.

"Yes, there’s danger in opening our gates to this statue. But there’s also danger in keeping it out… the danger of eroding the sanctity of the gift-giving process."

Just found this old photo I ask a friend to take a random mall in Mexico.

Wrote this 15 years ago (egads) about the Hampton Fluffhead: beaucolburn.com/post/6449497...

I love The Royal Tenenbaums so much.

Watching journalistic organizations lobotomize themselves to avoid the wrath of the wannabe king betrays everything I was taught about journalism and it sickens me.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

We need to bring back violence against people who use the r-slur.

My reminder sounds like a new LA restaurant circa 2012.

@gruber.foo re: hashflags, not too long ago (at least just pre-Elon, before they fired their music team) you could get the hashflags for free as part of the right music promotion...

Putin Wins Election

Holy shit I’ve literally been waiting for this update for, like, 15 years. 9to5mac.com/2025/02/11/a...

Thank you Meta for finally addressing my biggest problem with your apps (they protect my privacy too much)

Heard a democrat on the news say, in essence, “the timing is absolutely critical… we’ve scheduled a meeting for Wednesday to discuss.”

Just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and realized you don’t need to look that closely to tell my 9yo gave me my last haircut.

I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

Actually surprised Dave Portnoy hasn’t been offered a cabinet role.

Hell yeah. Hold the line. This is what we need people to do. Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.

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Thinking about blogging again.