beaufordhammersham.bsky.social
he/they, BA history, anthropology student. furry barely in denial anymore. voted most likely to start transitioning in the next five years
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all of this in a voice log I recorded approximately fifteen minutes before The Shapeshifter Entity Massacre, so the player can find it and curse me under their breath for allowing such horrors to happen.
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on the one hand, amazement, deep-seated envy, I would maybe risk having my face eaten by a nameless creature for the chance to ask them how.
on the other hand my supervisor doesn't need to know shit
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tummy rubs tummy rubs tummy rubs . w.
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:3
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you always give yourself back to the soil; you don't have to wait till you die to see to its shape.
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So, stick to the devil you know. Even better if you can keep an unkind exit plan or three in your back pocket, just in case...
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Justify working for the Harkonnens as a general disdain for Atreides language. All noble houses work roughly the same- the fraufeluches system still happens on Caladan, last he checked- but the Atreides are out here trying to seem Morally Upright about it. Not his favorite.
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Giedi Prime taught them how to be wary- but as a pyon, a lot of that just came to basically forming cliques or gangs. In his case, being intensely connected to a small number of people. A bit intense, sometimes too forward, but friendly enough.
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Anyways intro happens, dumped in sand hell, free as a bird and just as edible, prepared to make the most of it. The setting is different but the rules aren't: fight, scrape and claw to carve out your niche.
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Swordmaster mentor because a veritable industrial ecumenopolis is easy to hide in if you're part of a destroyed house, and trading self-defense lessons for room and board is one way to live.
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to the cynical, it's appealing enough. no greater good, no national mission- you do violence wearing our hat, good things happen to you. and my Giedi Prime pyon-class sword swinger is Cynical.
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fine yeah I made my guy sign on with the Harkonnens mostly out of contrarianism but their rep going "look we're both bad but Harkonnen doesn't try to wrap its actions in the language of nobility and compassion" was... definitely not what I expected.
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don't say i never done nothin for you
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I can't wait to see either 1. the total collapse of faith in the government when an order like that doesn't work or 2. flagrant proof people aren't listening to him when none of what he said to do happens.
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ONE OF US! ONE OF US!!
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behold my granite slab. the couches are made of steel.
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The diamond palanquins are confessional booths!
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The diamonds cannot be Fascists because it is possible to defeat a Fascist with violence. But you cannot defeat a God with violence. How do you make God change it's mind? The show sacrifices a lamb. God bears witness to the suffering of a pure innocent and is irrevocably changed.