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"An old Ukrainian proverb warns, 'A tale that begins with a beet will end with the devil.' That is a risk we have to take." Teacher. Actor. Cat lady. Pagan. She/Her.
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This no-kill animal shelter is in desperate need of kitten food, kitten milk replacement, and other supplies. If you post a screenshot in my replies showing that you donated at least $10 (even as a Chewy gift card), I'll answer a style-related question for you. Donation info in their thread.

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JUNE 14th Cat Parade is gonna be lit!🔥 🔥🔥

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If you see this, post a flower.

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What the hell kinda way is that to sit

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.

submitted 6 days ago • 595 comments

Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds Or a deer chew your bike Hide big wheels from gators They know what they like Geese love to rub rowboats Ducks will tickle your van Rabbits snuggle with tractors Whenever they can Squirrels smooch skateboards If a door’s left ajar And whatever you do

submitted 9 days ago • 77 comments

Friend Fran Rutkovsky posted these lovely armadillo photos from her yard in Tallahassee. Armadillos *love* water and will take hilarious baths.

submitted 10 days ago • 110 comments

HOW YOU DOIN

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at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard

submitted 16 days ago • 93 comments

Have a spare room or bathroom? Reach out to your local rescue about fostering and you too can have a lap full of fluffy babies! (Or a sweet young adult who’s been scrounging on the streets…Or a scrungly old guy who deserves a fresh start…)

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

This is such a great idea. Kitten season is here and rescues are deluged with them and their normal everyday rescues. Plus, fostering kittens is mostly rewarding and a fun experience and you get to feel good about helping out the balance of life in such a sometimes cruel world.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Here's the thing about pets. You are there to make them feel comfortable and happy.

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When Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents go to homes and the community to arrest non-citizens, it’s common for them to lie about who they are and what they want from the individuals they encounter. The lies are called “ruses.” www.immigrantdefenseproject.org/ice-ruses/

submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

As a [1/2-white] Black lawyer with 4 years of formal Linguistics training, I consider myself an AAVE expert, among other specialties. That said, please enjoy. 🤓☺️

submitted 47 days ago • 86 comments

Kitten chaos on a wet floor. #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/rgc...

submitted 19 days ago • 12 comments

me: (putting on armor) would you like to get brushed my cat: (flipping switchblade) i’d love nothing more

submitted 80 days ago • 8 comments

The Buttcage

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if you don’t like pictures of kittens, block me now because:

submitted 26 days ago • 13 comments

So good.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name Pope Apple VII

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a big moment: first selfie with Brooklyn. she’s definitely has “a witch’s familiar” energy. she ate & is now resting. Boone sniffed her for a while and it was a very peaceful introduction. we’re so happy to be a family of five now.

submitted 26 days ago • 17 comments

Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name. Pope Pork Chop V "Coming this week to Raw!"

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name. Pope Berries V

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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

submitted 27 days ago • 439 comments

the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done

submitted 27 days ago • 430 comments

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

submitted 28 days ago • 659 comments

You're reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

watching Adonis in motion is so funny. he doesn't even seem real, he looks like an animatronic cat puppet

submitted 30 days ago • 126 comments

Wherefore art thou, Roameow?

submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments