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"An old Ukrainian proverb warns, 'A tale that begins with a beet will end with the devil.' That is a risk we have to take." Teacher. Actor. Cat lady. Pagan. She/Her.
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We have found out over the last 48 hours that we were very incorrect and she does NOT wish to coexist with other cats, she wishes QUITE STRONGLY to be an only child. But what a lovely, cuddly only cat she will be for the lucky person who doesn’t yet have a cat in their life!

The very affectionate & lovable Violet is now available for adoption! She still needs a short time to finish recovering from her spay, but we are ready to start taking applications for her. She is a sweet girl who is so grateful to be indoors after a hard life scraping by at a trailer park colony.

I'm posting this at least once a day and so should as many people as possible. As a child of the sixties protests at Columbia where I was pepper sprayed, billy clubbed and dragged by the hair, I know they will plant agitators in order to create the chaos they need to justify their violence. RESIST

“come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove”

Hello LA, 👇🏻

If you are arrested during a protest or action against ICE or CPD in Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. (This is an offer for criminal defense; I unfortunately don't do immigration law.)

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

This no-kill animal shelter is in desperate need of kitten food, kitten milk replacement, and other supplies. If you post a screenshot in my replies showing that you donated at least $10 (even as a Chewy gift card), I'll answer a style-related question for you. Donation info in their thread.

JUNE 14th Cat Parade is gonna be lit!🔥 🔥🔥

If you see this, post a flower.

What the hell kinda way is that to sit

This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.

Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds Or a deer chew your bike Hide big wheels from gators They know what they like Geese love to rub rowboats Ducks will tickle your van Rabbits snuggle with tractors Whenever they can Squirrels smooch skateboards If a door’s left ajar And whatever you do

Friend Fran Rutkovsky posted these lovely armadillo photos from her yard in Tallahassee. Armadillos *love* water and will take hilarious baths.

HOW YOU DOIN

at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard

Have a spare room or bathroom? Reach out to your local rescue about fostering and you too can have a lap full of fluffy babies! (Or a sweet young adult who’s been scrounging on the streets…Or a scrungly old guy who deserves a fresh start…)

This is such a great idea. Kitten season is here and rescues are deluged with them and their normal everyday rescues. Plus, fostering kittens is mostly rewarding and a fun experience and you get to feel good about helping out the balance of life in such a sometimes cruel world.

Here's the thing about pets. You are there to make them feel comfortable and happy.

When Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents go to homes and the community to arrest non-citizens, it’s common for them to lie about who they are and what they want from the individuals they encounter. The lies are called “ruses.” www.immigrantdefenseproject.org/ice-ruses/

As a [1/2-white] Black lawyer with 4 years of formal Linguistics training, I consider myself an AAVE expert, among other specialties. That said, please enjoy. 🤓☺️

Kitten chaos on a wet floor. #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/rgc...

me: (putting on armor) would you like to get brushed my cat: (flipping switchblade) i’d love nothing more

The Buttcage

if you don’t like pictures of kittens, block me now because:

So good.

Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name Pope Ramen VII

Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name Pope Apple VII

a big moment: first selfie with Brooklyn. she’s definitely has “a witch’s familiar” energy. she ate & is now resting. Boone sniffed her for a while and it was a very peaceful introduction. we’re so happy to be a family of five now.

Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name. Pope Pork Chop V "Coming this week to Raw!"

Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name. Pope Berries V