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beneathhergaze.bsky.social
Witch, wordsmith, midwife of emotions. Terminally online, vehemently anti-AI. DCTID. Always follows the #1 Rule of the Casual Criminalist. Any mansplaining incurs a fee of $50. Unblocking fee $100. "If you don't want to be in a poem, don't fuck a poet."
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D: "Why did you give her bacon?" Me: "Bc it's Pride Month. Let's give bacon to queer Angelika." D: "...how have you ascertained whether she's..." Me: "Cuz that's how the letters go. Let's Give Bacon To Queerangelika." D: Me: Angelika: *furiously licking the blanket for any trace of bacon grease*

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

This post has thrown me, but you know what's funny? My mom *didn't* show people more grace; arguably, she showed LESS grace. She could be so generous & caring until someone did something she didn't like, then she was uniformly harsh to them, often cutting contact altogether. This IS oddly healing.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m happy to see this one in the wild again, thanks for reminding me

submitted 11 hours ago • 6 comments

A new Duke Nukem game where he's woke now would be incredibly funny.

submitted 11 hours ago • 8 comments

Wish I could show y'all the lil garden feature D & I made today but I would prefer not to be doxxed. That said, I have spent the last two days working my ass off outdoors and I gotta say, I really don't miss it here when touching grass is an option. Just saying y'all should consider it.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Me post shower: "hm that's weird, I have a tiny lil bruise on my thigh. I never bruise! What on earth could I have possibly done?" *mental montage of pulling down dead tree branches into my head with a push broom so I could break them off with my body weight* Me: "a mystery!"

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Just cut down two trees by myself and weeded all over the yard and y'all, this bitch is gonna collapse, idk how I'm gonna survive the women's game today lol

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Just planted a bunch of flowers and herbs and tomatoes in the dark and managed to unload approximately ten thousand pounds of stress from my shoulders in the process

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

OKAY SO GOT HOME FROM SEEING THAT PERSON AND A FUCKIN CAROLINA WREN FLEW INTO THE HOUSE WITH ME SO I SAT THERE SCREAMING WHILE D CHASED IT AROUND WITH MY BUTTERFLY NET THIS IS SUCH A CURSED OMEN, I AM LIGHTING CANDLES AND BURNING THE HOUSE DOWN

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments