beneathhergaze.bsky.social
Witch, wordsmith, midwife of emotions. Terminally online, vehemently anti-AI. DCTID. Always follows the #1 Rule of the Casual Criminalist.
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"If you don't want to be in a poem, don't fuck a poet."
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I have to drive with a mask on even with my windows rolled up and my air set to recirc 🙃 I was at Meijer yesterday with a mask on, but close to the (LOCKED) garden center door and started to have an asthma attack for the first time in months. This shit is terrifying.
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Ok I really like that one??
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So yeah, we make jokes and we shitpost and we embrace absurdism and we're feral for fun and we have our own community because god DAMMIT you bastards keep pouring gasoline on everything and then use matches to light cigarettes while complaining to US about the fumes. We know you're gonna burn it
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If you wonder why we are so jokey, why we seem so feral, it's because for years we were calm, reasonable, trying to talk to people, and we got ignored and shouted down and each time we were proven right they then said "why didn't you say anything?" We've been gaslit our whole lives and we know it
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👏
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*sigh*
God bless our troops 🫡
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Tilly, exactly what spirit possesses you to put such horrors into the world
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God in heaven
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I hope it was littler baby, in hopes that maybe since he's littler it will cause less damage 😭
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Me (waking up late, not having to start work until nearly noon every day): Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me (having to work until 8pm when I want to go Do Stuff): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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New Leaf did have a lot more to do, you're right; I did have a lot of fun with that one. I wish they could blend the mechanics of NH with the content of NL.
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Oh I liked it 😅 maybe it's bc I was fairly new to the franchise. But it definitely doesn't lend itself to frequent or even continued play.
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The only thing that'll pull me in is a new installment of Animal Crossing. Not even Pokémon can get me bc this console sounds like a waste of money.
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God bless you, soldier 🫡
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Anything that gets men to wash their asses is a net win for humanity everywhere imo
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God bless our troops 🫡
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Oh my god it's the fucking abortion sting videos all over again, does no one learn
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Yeah I'm absolutely sadsad
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Stolen valor
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But it only dropped them in partway, I cannot 😭
What useless technology
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It wasn't great! He was very toxic and emotionally abusive!! But he actually showed like 1% interest in me as a human being and that's all it took!!!
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🫡🫡🫡
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Tried to fix it by jacking off, made it worse by setting off the RSD. I'm going to eat something and go to bed before I ruin something else in my brain.
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so that's who AI is for. people who can't be bothered to remember what their partner eats, and are comfortable wasting lots of money instead of just paying attention ahead of time.
Sam Altman makes perfect sense when you put it in those terms
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Idk, I'm in a mood and I'm not fixing to poke the bear in public but you can DM if you're all that curious lol
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a room of spineless centrists crying about bluesky is the fuel i needed this afternoon
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🫡
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Yeah, I love how it's "we tried and it wasn't good enough, so it's your fault it wasn't good enough" instead of "we tried and it wasn't good enough, so we clearly need to do better". That sounds like incel shit.
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Obviously the wording of the responses can vary based on the brand guide for the company, but this is fucking elementary stuff. If you do not carry a hyperspecific item I'm looking for, then don't fucking respond with the marketing equivalent of chasing me down the street begging me to come back.
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The CORRECT response, btw, is for it to return a message of "Sorry, we couldn't find [SEARCH TERM]"
and then EITHER (but NOT BOTH)
"did you mean to search for [list of no more than 3 similar search terms]"
OR, PREFERRED:
"How about these options instead?" [display 3 similar products]
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Hospice is inherently woke though because it gives the dying individual autonomy over their body and their process of death, vs. prolonging life by way of invasive medical procedures that cause endless suffering with no regard for comfort or quality until Calvinist God decides he's done with you 😌
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Like please don't make me start unfollowing y'all if we're otherwise on good terms, but this is some bullshit and I do expect better.
Also if I see the word "taco" again it'll be too soon; Liberals Get Better Jokes Challenge, difficulty apparently fucking impossible.
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Are those two on the right even actual cops? I thought most jurisdictions have rules about poor grooming standards and would never permit mullets or Duck Dynasty-style beards. Kinda sus.