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Are you saying you want it all?
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Like the first half of that album is burned into my mind. Even the skits.
I think it was the Faygo that did it.
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Happy D-Day. Leave cancelled. You're deploying to LA and not fighting spaceships like the movie.
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They're absolutely not trained in crowds telling them to fuck off in English. Drill instructors, yeah. Mentally prepared for crowds shouting a language they didn't learn? Yeah. The most livid voices in English with a peppering of sick burns? No. They're gonna be sad. Good.
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Gergely.
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I just want to know who was first to call "northern Virginia" a city, MSNBC, AP, or an ICE press release.
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Sam Neill touching the TV screen on the dinosaur radar gif.
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Chihuahua and queen-sized bed club calls this meeting to order.
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camaraderie Kat Marie
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Initially read this thread as Below Deck and wow was that an adventure.
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How long have they been seeing each other? 📯📯📯
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History teachers have found the most ridiculous way to make sure we review the bill of rights.
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Florida has a mountain so big it's called SPACE MOUNTAIN
😂
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True to its name, plenty of storage inside. Like millions of potatoes.
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In Florida we just have the snow covered hills people are willing to die on.
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Fisker-Aptera partnership. Can feel it in my bones.
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Could've sworn we just recently got forced onto the latest which was 18. Where did the rest go?
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"Strip mall MMA" lol
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Reminds me of Apes of the State's song talking about "be your next poor decision" lol
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Best I can remember guard units wore US Army velcro (excuse me, hook pile tape) all the time. We only knew they were guard based on their unit patches.
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The mood
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See, they've tried, but there are mitigating circumstances.
bsky.app/profile/nied...
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It's funny how people from older mediums that're used to big numbers think the new medium is the problem when they have a skill issue being interesting.
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Ikea owns Taskrabbit?
That's a bit of humor I missed at the time.
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If you want to reveal my secret
Read this thread as I walk away
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This and the Virginia flag go hard and I love that about them.
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The Blue state + chaos + Mexico
one or the Ukrainian flag next to burning car one?
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Right? Why were you in the middle of the crosswalk? People drive there. Checkmate.
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And he very clearly ran on removing Temporary Protective Status for everyone his base didn't like.
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This week?
I'll have to go pick that 959 up off layaway.
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JFK is the reason rearward visibility in a car got so bad and is now camera-based.
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That's the model SS. Hey wait a minute.
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You wake up with no memes. Man, you don't wanna post.
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Can't leave Google workspaces or Microsoft office ecosystem you say...
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