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#Sounders are just SLIGHTLY too good to get any of that Auckland City “we’re just happy to be here” energy

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BIG PAT SZN 🙌 #usmnt

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Liverpool fans dunking on a suspect Trent performance as if they weren’t all on hands and knees begging him to stay

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Tariffs. Stock market down. Medicaid slashed Secret police throwing anyone who looks Latino in unmarked vans. National guard and marines deployed in LA. No end to the wars in Gaza or Ukraine Bombing Iran This is the worst first six months of any presidential term in my lifetime.

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So how cold was it ACTUALLY in Seattle for the Inter coaching staff to all be wearing those comically-large winter jackets?

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Every chant rings with every voice. Every cheer tells every story. Every seat holds someone ready to belong. When our National Teams take the field, we stand together. Soccer is for everyone. AO is for all Hold your scarf up and join the chorus. #AOFamily

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

I find it funny that it comes as a shock to the average euro snob that South America consistently produces very good soccer players

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Merentiel holy SHIT

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Holy moly Bayern are an unlikable bunch of motherfuckers #clubworldcup

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None of us can stand Inter Miami but every single MLS-head is praying they hold on to win this game #clubworldcup

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine being American and hating on Juneteenth. It’s celebrating a race of people LITERALLY getting their freedom.

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Hearing Andres Cantor calling a game in English is so weird #boca

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Illinois follows the law — we expect the federal government to follow the law, too. We won't participate in abuses of power. We won't violate court orders. We won't ignore the Constitution. We won't defy the Supreme Court. We won't take away people’s right to peacefully protest.

submitted 11 days ago • 93 comments

BRB gonna go consult my Umberto Eco “is this fascism?” chart

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My state 😍

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Conservative logic be like “LA is such a hellhole! That’s why it’s so expensive! Because so many people want to… oh wait.”

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BRING BACK 90s GOALIE KITS #MLS

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Looking like a lovely Sunday for ICE to go and absolutely fuck themselves

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Freese ain’t it. He’s got that NYCFC stank on him

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This #USMNT has shown more fight in ten minutes than the “first choice” squad did in 180 minutes in March

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WE’RE GONNA WIN THE WORLD CUP

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It’s strange that Messi has been reevaluated recently as some sort of humorless shrew. It’s obvious that despite his level of fame and wealth he seems like a well-liked, decent dude. But what do I know 🤷‍♂️

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ACAB includes referees

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