bennoonan.bsky.social
I write a lot of dumb stuff about soccer!
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Lmao sorry Palace
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You gotta try sandwich de miga
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This you? 🤡
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Heartbreaking.
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They constantly put that “proud to be an American” song on actual fuckin pop radio
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Nah they just like the cozy little “football culture”
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What if you guys do it Armageddon style and don’t teach math nerds about soccer, but instead teach a soccer weirdo about math?
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Psssst… it’s june 19th
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Fuck off you weird little douche
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Today we are all Miami 🙏🏽
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This is not a new explanation. Kids will ask about algebra: “when am I going to use this in my life?” And the answer isn’t that you’re learning to do this specific task, but that you’re learning how to THINK algebraically.
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Tim loves the USMNT so much that he punches people in the head over it!
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This is an oft-quoted tirade in my house
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It’s a sign from the universe that the Jets defense is gonna be lockdown this year. Or that they’ll never score points again either, I’m not sure 🤷♂️
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How’d that work out for ya
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Holy shit you’re at SHARKEY’S
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Sir you are not legally allowed to date a woman
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Your hair-splitting is not accomplishing what you think it is lol
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People gettin sent to overseas gulags but big homie is like “it’s all in your head guys” 🙃
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Yeah fuck this dude. The literal fucking marines have been sent into an American city. But tell me that I’m “overreacting”
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I’ll always salute American hero Robert Green 🫡
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These people are terrorists, man
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James, go enjoy your vacation dude
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Maybe he should try not being an irritating, lowest-common-denominator scumbag and he’d have an easier time of it
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I teach ESL and I insisted that my kindergartener son be in class with the ESL kids this year. He’s already a lot more worldly and empathetic than a lot of grown adults I know just from, you know, interacting with people from different backgrounds
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Me but with Matko
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Absolute 🤡 shit. Wave whatever you want. Freedom of expression means freedom of expression.