bennyfactor.bsky.social
sandwich analyst
You can call posts here "tweets" now. Other guy isn't using it, no point in letting a good thing go to waste.
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Too bad it wasn't "fat Leonard" instead of the 1mdb, you know, for the headlines
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Would you rather have a plane you knew how to fly or a boat you knew how to boat
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gonna buy a zoo with your share of the winnings?
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It's like when all the milk started labelling that they didn't use recombinant bovine growth hormone asterisk the usda does not permit its use, or whatever it was
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hmmmmmm
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also not to be reply guy mailman ben but I really enjoyed him on whose line so when twitter first blew up with actors etc I followed him and maybe only kept him for a few months because he might be pretty funny on tv but we don't need to know /every/ thought in his head that's for sure.
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guitar hero kicked ass
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should be an ellipsis after the "or" not a comma, sorry
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I would think that the people who fit that description and ARE big into instagram or snapchat or whatever are either the kind of guy with wraparound shades and a donut beard who constantly posts selfiecam videos from the front seat of his F-150 PLATINUM, or, is, like, a sex pest
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LeBron James is 3 inches taller and 25 days younger than me. No other obvious differences to report
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wtf
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me filling out an online survey form
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balls sacked
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Used to. They are one of the few places where the impossible burger simply just doesn't match up with their real oeuvre, and it's really sad tbh
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Cool new secret door though
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Cursed format
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Right? The Worm, the Mailman, Hakeem The Dream, Dr Dunk, etc
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Standing on our stoop smells like what it smells like when you're in the breakdown lane of the interstate changing a flat tire in some hellish heatwave on the way to like, Dallas or, say, Orlando
0/10 don't recommend leaving my house today again
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oh so youtube can show me gross stuff just rolling up to their homepage logged out but if I take a screenshot of it and put it on bluesky it's "adult content" cool cool awesome
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are vampires doing the heist or are they being heisted
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💯
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Me to me:
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Moon and O Brother for sure. Hard to top those in two of my favorite movie categories (science fiction and old timey)
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would be funny if every senior member of the executive branch got alpha-gal syndrome
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lomg