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The Hipster-ocratic oath.
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Doesn’t ACEP mandate that all EM physicians on duty must wear either a Patagonia jacket or a vintage-looking zip up hoodie over their scrub top?
I think I saw it somewhere in their CPGs.
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I thought you had to fail three weeks of non-surgical head removal first, before they would approve surgical head removal.
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Mao Zedong came to her, with tears in his eyes, he was a very tough guy, by the way, very tough, and with tears in his eyes, he said, “Please, will you take the egg monopoly for all of China? It comes with a mansion, huge mansion.”
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Anchor like “ok bring in the next blonde.”
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DON’T EVEN LOOK AT THE VERTICOLI.
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The protesting protestors showed their opposition to the treasonous traitor while the reporting reporters typed their stories on the internetting internet
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Listen, for all intensive purposes, they mean the same thing.
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2 months ago…
I give him about 6 more months.
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Oh no. This is going to end badly.
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Listen, my car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that’s the way I likes it!
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“And then he made a film called ‘Little Nicky’…”
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The labor and delivery nurse told me they were ready to deliver my baby.
I told them I would prefer him to keep his liver.
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My friend had a retired border collie. That dog was amazing, he would herd skateboarders.
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They’re just mad because they’re working for DSS. Everyone there either clueless or borderline suicidal.
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“Why don’t you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?”
“…These go to eleven.”
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I’m staying. I’m finishing my coffee.
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It’s for the best.
He was dangerous.
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Obviously, you’re not doing enough shaming of hospitalists for their fluid choices.
Also, have you considered using the word “milliosmoles” more?
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I thought they were getting rid of Dog Equity Inclusion.
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Look, the guy served a great vegetarian omelette at Berchtesgaden, ok? Good coffee too. Can we just not focus on the negative so much??
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Look you just gotta be super hardcore, ok? Solves everything.
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Good god no
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“It’s too liberal! They’ve gone woke!” the son yelled.
Me:
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Patient rooms can be worse.
Was removing a chest tube from an 80 year old man in his room one morning when his 45 y/o son walked in and loudly declared, “Dad, Fox News is dead to us! We’re not watching it anymore!”
“Interesting,” I thought. “Not something you hear every day in texas”
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Like Hegseth, these guys are unstable and mercurial, unable to keep their relatively low level jobs in a giant bureaucracy. Likely they’ll flame out within a year or so.
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I foresee a trip to mar-a-lago…
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No sheeple?