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bethcohenwrites.bsky.social
Asexual AuDHD author editing a portal fantasy with a fat ND heroine. Cat servant. Anti-genAI. 🏳️‍🌈 🍉 ✨ It’s a pen name, mom. She/her. 💻 bethcohenwrites.com
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come on barbie let's go kill god

it's Seattle so of course it's raining on the solstice

the face of a baby who has an upset tummy but has definitely NOT committed crimes about it

my knees are hell bent on going the wrong way today holy shit

hydration break. if you see this, drink a beverage, drop your shoulders, unclench your jaw, think of a loved one. okay, carry on.

Here's the latest Better Offline. I'm joined in studio by @pablo.show of Pablo Torre Finds Out and @davidjroth.bsky.social of Defector to talk about independent media, what makes a compelling show, and what it’s like raising a turtle. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b... Linktr.ee/betteroffline

(Harrow & Nona the ninth spoilers below) It's so WILD that once you read Nona and go back to read Harrow, you can TOTALLY TELL when Pyrrha is driving versus when Gideon is. Istg I gotta go full red strings on the wall with this series.

GOOD MORNING FAT FOLKS I LOVE YOU

if fluoridated water has no fans it's because I'm dead

"Did you protest this weekend? Were you protesting on Saturday? Did you march?? Do you have pictures? Show me your pictures!!!" mmmmm…. No

I did a hard thing please clap

I keep seeing people saying there were between 12 and 13 million people protesting in the US yesterday. Where is that number coming from? I'd love to be able to send my parents the news article but I can't find it.

I got influenced and actually bought some shorts from thigh society and like………. I'm buying six more this morning bc I love them sm. praise the old gods and new for sheer shorties I can wear under dresses that aren't shapeware.

I know my senior kitty hates being given the cbd supplement for her joints but I also know she’s feeling much better because of the way she’s clambering all over me

do you think tazmuir knows we call it alectopause?

it's Friday. my man is buying me a truckload of sushi and bubble tea. there's a new murderbot episode. hell yeah.

saw a new cat in the neighborhood on my silly little mental health walk yesterday. I didn’t see a collar but I believe she’s a neighbor’s cat named Macy. she was wearing a lovely tuxedo and lounging in the bushes.

need someone to match my freak

gideon the ninth, chapter 36 tears coming down my face again. these stupid children I love them sm

oh my fucking god people, please - do not sign up online for protests or post your location publicly, come on - do not put milk or antacids in your eyes!!! - do not sit down (unless you're having some sort of medical event) because by god those cops will see you as nothing but a sitting duck!!

I don't want long, placating emails from my congress reps after I contact them. I want them to say "yeah he's an idiot sorry girl but dw I swallowed the keys to his office and cut all the ethetnet cables in the white house so he's gonna have to wait a couple days to wreak more havoc lol"

Do I know anyone who has had a bowel perforation? Could you tell me what it feels like, how you went about getting medical treatment? DMs are open if you're more comfortable there! (This is for writing research, not medical advice!)

They're going to start firing people to save their margins as AI fails to scale or provide meaningful growth www.wheresyoured.at/subprimeai/

does anyone have any yoga folks they like to follow/buy books from? I'd like to learn more about yogic philosophy from people who know what they're talking about.

home ownership is just standing under various smoke detectors trying to figure out which one is occasionally chirping

lots of bad stuff happening right now. make coffee, drink water, and find the best way to get involved in supporting your community. call reps, donate to mutual aid, physically archive reporting on what's happening in LA and Gaza. protest, if you can. we're in for the long haul. strap in.

how do I find and befriend the other queer leftist disabled witches in my area? do I leave treats and trinkets out like I would with crows?

I am adding enrichment to my enclosure today, wish me luck

I wish I could google search my house where the FUCK is my incense holder

the most pisces thing I’ve ever done is cry because I don’t have access to swimmable water

I'm halfway through from hell with love and these characters have only banged ONCE GET IT TOGETHER, BETH

I watched sinners finally I get the hype now

Violet says the work day is over, now is the time for pettings

death first to vultures and scavengers. bitch.

sometimes at the end of the week I like to see if I can finish all my work for the day in the time it takes to listen to an album. today is the black parade. 51 minutes. leggo.

happy reagan death day to all who celebrate!!

They need to stop making cameras so good. Nobody needs to see all those pores.

I took yesterday off social media and it ruled

back at work today. after being out for two weekends and six work days, I'm pretty pleased that I only have 121 emails. most of them are just automated notifications anyway.

my coldest take is that it can't be a hack if it's a product. "parenting hack!!!! these lunchboxes made meals so easy for my kids—" WRONG. the PRODUCT made it easy. if you're trying to sell me something, it ain't a hack.

I think about Threads (1984) probably twice a week at this point

I can always tell when my vyvanse leaves my system because I start up with my fuckinnnnn impulse purchases