bettercallsteve.bsky.social
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This is EXACTLY what you voted for.
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Sounds like a prime candidate for a pardon.
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Hey Siri: show me a video of a Nazi whore.
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Wait, aren’t they fighting each other over how best to serve the American public?
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I vote for you to be Trump’s defense attorney.
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Popcorn sales are going through the roof!
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Please don’t ask us to support anything Elon says. He’s done massive destruction to the government, to the world and he’s only looking after his own interests.
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“Attention Walmart MAGAT shoppers: You voted for this.”
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When you elect a president with 34 felons on his resume’ - yeh, you can expect an increase in injunctions.
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Even though she didn’t read it, she did color in the black and white graphs with with her box of crayons.
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Elon doesn’t like it because he personally is not benefiting enough from it. Let’s not pretend that it has anything to do with his concerns for his fellow citizens.
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I’d rather him say it was disgusting than say it’s a great bill. But then again, he can go f*ck himself either way.
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Who here thinks that he has reviewed any of those 67 studies?
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Russian responds every day.
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We’ve been waiting and hoping they grow a backbone. But here’s another theory: maybe they’re 100% pro Trump, so they are not bothered by any of his actions. What about their past suggests that any of them are interested in upholding the Constitution?
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“Thank you sir, may I have another?”
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Who might that be?
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After hearing this from Trump, I am comforted by the words of Senator Joni Ernst, who once said, “We all die.”
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Hold on, hold on: Let me dig up the world’s smallest violin and play her off the stage.
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I only know Elon’s son from what I’ve seen on TV, but I really think he would get along with my two boys: Shazam-El-Pi-R2 and Yipi-Yipi Yipster jr., and daughter Queen Yellowsubmarine III.
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The worm we sent to Kennedy’s brain kinda of sort of did its job, but in the end it failed us.
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…. And not only that, China never sent Trump a thank you note or a ham to show their gratitude!
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I saw that too. That’s $182,000 per kid. Perhaps if they didn’t have surf and turf every night we could feed more.
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You could’ve posted this eight years ago and it would’ve been true then.
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🎼🎸 TACO, TACO MAN! I want to be, a TACO MAN! 🎺
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And if you’re republican, they want you to fuck everyone over so they could become richer and oppress the innocent.
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I look forward to his next book and book tour on Hunter Biden’s laptop.
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Take two Rachel Rays and call me in the morning.
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He’s right, though: “21,000,000 Million” is equivalent to Twenty One Gazillion, which is A LOT!
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They voted for him, they voted for that.
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I, for one, am shocked - SHOCKED - to learn of this scam.
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You had doubts before today?
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Thank God, they voted in Hamas to make things better.
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Can’t deny that Hamas cross into the border and killed over 1000 innocent as Israeli citizens. Got a name for that?
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Wars are awful. Palestinian started it and they don’t get to choose how it ends. Innocent people die. Stop using genocide until you brush up your history on World War II and concentration camps.
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Please add antisemite and discredited journalist to your bio.
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We can finally shoot down those bullets from those meddling Redcoats over in bloody England.
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Stop. Biden didn’t fail. Just stop.
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What are they doing about it? Embracing it, supporting it, defending it.
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I’m guessing you’re not a history buff.
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When Mike Pence speaks, nobody listens.
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In other words, Oz wants you to do your research, so maybe you’ll come across actual science rather than Kennedy’s continuous spread of misinformation.
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Actually, I think he was selling off some secrets to Russians while in the White House.
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The truth has proven to be very inconvenient for the Trump administration.
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You don’t need religion to believe that people should be treated with dignity and respect.
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The intelligence got leaked: 1. it’s really cold. 2. They all hate Trump.
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Or have bunions #Trumpingrowntoenail
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No matter what, Melanoma: Be Best.
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Smart decision. Quite frankly, we’re not big fans of Florida either
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Hmmmm. Florida oranges maybe?