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Emails and missives from the flagship’s Chief Medical Officer. #StarTrek
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From: CMO Beverly Crusher, MD
To: Guinan
Subject: Menu Clarification Guinan, You might need to clarify a “Singapore Sling” is, in fact, a cocktail. I’ve had four patients with mild sprains and light contusions after your “Ten Forward Tiki” event last night. Also, can I borrow the recipe?

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

From: CMO Beverly Crusher, MD To: Lt. Commander Data Subject: Database Access Data, Would you please restrict Lt. Barclay’s medical database access to “Pediatric First Aid” only? Thanks!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

From: CMO Beverly Crusher, MD
To: Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Subject: Aunt Adele’s Hot Toddy That toddy of yours didn’t do shit, so I substituted the milk with bourbon. Free later?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

From: CMO Beverly Crusher, MD
To: Medical Staff
Subject: ICU Playlist Please note the song “Staying Alive” is not an appropriate addition to the ICU’s ambient playlist. Thanks, Dr C

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

From: CMO Beverly Crusher, MD
To: Lt. Alyssa Ogawa Subject: Missing Medical Kit Alyssa, Have you seen my backup medkit? It’s labeled BCMJ420.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

From: CMO Beverly Crusher, MD
To: Cmdr. Riker
Subject: Beard Oil Allergy Confirmed Will- Your beard is majestic. It’s made at least 12 separate species across the galaxy swoon with lust and envy. 
 It’s also mildly toxic to three members of the crew. CHANGE BRANDS. -BC

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

From: CMO Beverly Crusher, MD
To: REPLY ALL
Subject: Re: See a Green Glow? Correction: the previous message should read “…handle the matter personally.” I will personally handy all anaphasic lifeforms detected aboard. Thank you, Counselor Troi, for spotting this LCARS auto-correct. -Doctor C

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

From: CMO Beverly Crusher, MD
To: All Hands 
Subject: See a Green Glow? *ALL CREW* Any anaphasic lifeforms detected aboard the Enterprise are to be reported to the Chief Medical Officer directly, who will candle the matter personally. -Beverly Crusher, MD, Chief Medical Officer, USS Enterprise

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

From: CMO Beverly Crusher, MD
To: Ensign Ro Laren
Subject: Limp I appreciate your self-diagnosis of “general badassery,” Ensign. However, that limp says otherwise. Report to sickbay. -Doctor Crusher

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

From: CMO Beverly Crusher, MD
To: Lt. Worf
Subject: Sickbay Supplies Worf, Why is there a phaser stored in my crash cart? Thx, Dr C

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

From: CMO Beverly Crusher, MD
To: Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Subject: This Mornng I think I left my combadge in your quarters.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

From: CMO Beverly Crusher, MD
To: Cmdr. William Riker
Subject: Holodeck “Therapy” Will- I checked the holodeck logs. That program does not qualify as physical therapy. Please see Nurse Ogawa asap. Thx, Bev

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments